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LEON BLACK: My kit is there,
Some very bad people were involved,
because Thursday, there'll be a vote
- They have eight children. - Do you have pictures?
was going on behind the scenes.
- JEFF: Hey! - WALT KINNEY: Hey.
I got a fuckin' few hours left, man.
You know, they're very comfortable.
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(WHISPERING) The point is, it never would've happened.
- Why didn't you wash it off?
Hey, city council's voting tonight to repeal.
- My vagina? - LARRY: Yes!
- Call me Colonel. - Yes, sir.
- Yes, totally. - IRMA: That's great,
- So you got a new vagina? - SUSIE: I have a new vagina.
-(SIGHS) - VINDMAN: Is everything okay?
I gotta bring all my stuff for my trip on Thursday.
(CHAIR CREAKS)
...so Michael had to go back and take care of the family farm,
You're doing something more heroic.
- Did you take the fry? - I didn't eat your fries.
♪ (SWING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
SUSIE: All right, I have a lot of people to introduce you to.
- Thank you for that. - JEFF GREENE: You're welcome.
He's all yours, Irma.
- It's like a thin shoe. -'Kay, it's not a shoe,
on repealing the five-foot fence rule. All in favor?
Okay, look, I'm gonna go home.
That's wrong. It's Three's Company.
he will not touch it. And that is a guarantee!
This is fantastic news.
When's the last time you had the passport?
I didn't think of it that way, but yeah.
- Are you insane? - Happens all the time, Larry.
- Really? - Yeah, our penises connected.
(IRMA SNIFFLES, SOB)
(SIGHS) It's-- It's him or it's me.
Yitzhak Maultsevitch, he wore similar shoes, you know?
over when the Israelites fled Egypt.
With one guy and two girls in the same apartment.
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- It's gotta be at home! - There you go! I think it is.
- He's a hero, yeah. - Amazing. He's amazing.
And I had no idea how I got there.
- Ah, I threw 'em out. - Why?
I wanna have a party for Vindman,
- to explore possible options... - That's my wife.
♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- YOUNG LARRY: Just say you took the-- - Kids! Kids! Don't fight.
Nobody's ever seen a donation like this.
- Too much for her. Yeah. - Too much, yeah.
Now, don't be surprised if this thousand-piece puzzle
DANIELLE YOVANOVITCH: Simon, is it possible we could
-(DOOR SLAMS) - DAUGHTER: What was that?
MAN: Hey! Who's out there? I'm calling the cops!
I mean technically, yeah. But I mean,
(SOBBING) His shoes. Oh, my God!
Look at him sitting in my chair.
- Morning. - Is that doable? Okay.
Once they close that fucking door, that's it! I can't get on!
It's a lot to do, just to have more than one wife.
Yeah, it makes sense.
I'd suggest it before we rope it.
No, no, no. I just had surgery, I don't do any heavy lifting.