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Oh, my.
It's just that I wouldn't wanna do the studying.
Oh, yeah. That's why your vote is so important to me.
- What-- what can we do? - I don't know what she--
- Why not? - It's not my house,
- are in a relationship. - That's what's happening?
By the way, you know you're sitting in my chair?
- LARRY: Just one? (CHUCKLES) - Yeah.
Because you have one,
and also, since the surgery,
It was just a simple Mormon misunderstanding.
It ruins the aesthetics of a yard.
-(SCOFFS) - Does he make the smoothies?
Oh, who cares? Who cares? Come on.
-(LEON AND MARY MOANING) -(BED THUMPING)
- JEFF: How you doin'? - Good to see ya. Yeah, yeah.
when they go on too long?
- God bless! - God bless!
I'll fix this, I'll fix this. I got this.
to have such a hero in the house today
- You want sugar? - Yes, sugar!
- It's been repealed! Bye! -(DOOR SLAMS)
-(CROWD GASPING) - Larry, I'm in!
You can count on me.
- Where's Irma? - I haven't heard from her.
- Not for me, not for me. - Boy, oh, boy. Kinda surprised
Mrs. Weinblatt, I'm here to see Simon.
- What's going on? (CHUCKLES) - You-- You'll find out.
-(GROANS) -(IRMA MOANS)
LARRY: No, 'cause it couldn't have come until today,
(FILM CREW WHISPERING)
it's only a few days. He's leaving Thursday night.
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
He has no place to stay. And listen,
You have to give yourself over.
- Where'd you meet her? - BYU.
Seems like monogamy is an outdated idea.
- Don't you dare... - Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
but is that any better?
What's more beautiful than castrated boys singing?
Oh, bu-- but he's not here. (SIGHS)
It's gonna be a fucking nightmare, Jeff!
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
That's the music they play.
MARIA SOFIA ESTRADA: I think you made a mistake.
L.D. (CHUCKLES) Larry, I want you to meet--
Why-- why would you do that?
So why don't you sit in her chair?
- Oh. - IRMA: I mean, as Larry knows,
- Yeah, he is. - LEON: True fucking hero.
You know what a good book title would be?
Uh, Nadia Comaneci.
Oh, look, it's cold.
telling me what a disgrace it is.
- It's subconscious, by the way. - Of course, yeah. Total.
That's me talking in the third person.
You know what he does? He doesn't eat anything healthy.
Or maybe you did.
You know, we've lost her vote.
That's the real crime!
Take your breakfast
to have your vote to get rid of five-foot fence law.
It was really great meeting you.
Hey! Hey! What the hell is going on here?
I think the whole country was inspired by you.