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The party for Vindman? It'll be catered,
(TOILET FLUSHING)
I feel like something in you,
- so anyway, thanks, Larry. -(HUMS)
No. Have you seen it?
- I'm sure it's great. - It is.
Oh, you-- Oh, you're so lucky.
-(HUMS) - Now he's making really good coin, you know?
♪ ("NEL CIMITERO DI TUCSON" BY GIANFRANCO PLAYING) ♪
So you're going Asia with this man?
- Irma's out. - SUSIE: Ooh.
Maybe a pass around? Just pass around--
SUSIE GREENE: I don't want him here, Lar. He's a menace.
No, it's only until they vote to repeal,
- I'm leaving Thursday. - Oh, okay.
because her grandfather died in the Holocaust.
to repeal the five-foot fence law,
- Rope it. - All right.
It's got a ton of cattle, sheepdogs.
IRMA: I was a horrible person.
it's like the bathroom at the officer's club.
-(CROWD APPLAUDS) - TED: Larry!
You want somethi-- You want one of these?
♪ (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- No. No, no, no. - What's the straight dope?
There's too much duty. You're off duty!
Oh, fuck.
I do appreciate it. Meeting is adjourned.
Pass the latkes, because Marsha Lifshitz is here!
I don't even know the last time I saw you.
- you know? - Yeah. Sure.
Hmm? Uh...
She's gonna go through some things, believe me.
(SIGHS) Well, there's a swirl of controversy
- We're in a Holocaust museum.
-(CHUCKLES) - Hey-- Whoa--
Uh, and what about Head Councilmember Weinblatt?
We're going to get started in the deli in about five.
I was blacking out in council meetings.
(DOOR CLOSES)
- Hold the gate up. - Okay.
- I just came in to hug you. - LARRY: No, I know. But that's--
♪ (TREPIDATIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Okay, my father gave them to me.
- You would not dare. - Would I?
- Cool. -...regarding the proper
It's like a tall guy who doesn't play basketball.
That's fantastic news. This is great.
- Uh, I had a sponsor. -♪ (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING ON PHONE) ♪
I've never seen anything like it in my life.
You and I have a lot in common, actually.
- So what are you gonna do? - LEON: Are those in there?
- What? - I'm concerned by the call.
This guy's a fuck machine!
- Sure. - How do I stop people
Oh, Cheryl, it is such a long story,
You know, is it-- Is she dead, Nadia Comaneci?
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
-(LEON EXHALES) - Hey, sorry about that.
Should we have a sushi bar and maybe just finger food?
She took on Big Fence."
Okay. (CLICKS TONGUE) Take care.
Yovanovitch, she's no angel.
We don't fence the ocean.
-...with alcohol. - Here we go.
- Isolate the penis. - Maybe he's never been taught.
- MRS. WEINBLATT: Sugar? - What?
- You wanna see some? - That's-- I'll see 'em later.
Just get all this crap outta here, okay?
you've gotta do something for me.
LARRY: Oh, they're from the museum.
and have a smoothie waiting for you?
Yeah. Well, they had cobblers.
You get tired of two, you move on to three.
- Ah, shit. (GROWLS) - LARRY: See ya!
Well, I was-- we-- you know, we were having a discussion