Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BESIDES, IT GAVE ME A CHANCE
I'VE GOT SOME SNAPSHOTS HERE I TOOK WHILE WE UP IN THE MOUNTAINS.
WHEN THE MAGAZINE HITS THE STANDS,
TWO DRAFTS, COACH.
SO BURT, TO MAKE UP FOR IT,
HERE'S THE CONNOISSEUR NOW.
TELLING ME HOW TO WALK,
YOU REALLY MEAN THIS, DON'T YOU?
OH, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
YOU WANT TO HEAD THE FOOD COMMITTEE.
PHILLIP SEMENKO, THE GENIUS?
IT'S SENSITIVE. IT'S PERSONAL.
I KNEW YOU'D MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS.
BACK TO WORK.
THIS IS A JC PENNEY WASH 'N' WEAR,
OF A STRANGLING SPARROW.
OF OUR FLOUNDERING AMERICAN EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM.
I WON'T.
DRAGGING MY THIRST BEHIND ME.
I SEE.