Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I WAS ON MY WAY TO BOSTON MAGAZINE
THIS BRINGS US TO THE ENTERTAINMENT COMMITTEE.
GOODBYE.
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY I WOULD, BUT I WON'T.
HEY, COACH, SOMEONE JUST PUT THEIR NAMES
BY THE TIME THE WAITER GOT THERE
"YEAH, I MAY BE A BACHELOR, BUT IT SO HAPPENS
WHY DON'T WE JUST CALL THIS WHOLE THING OFF?
SOME PEOPLE UNDERSTAND.
AND IF YOU CAN HAVE IT HERE BY TOMORROW, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
WHY DIDN'T YOU SEND IT BACK?
TO ME, EVERY SOUL IS NAKED.
I'M LOOKING FOR SAM MALONE.
ISN'T THAT FOR MEN WHO ARE ACTIVELY SEEKING FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP?
LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY. STAY AWAY FROM THAT, UH...
IN A READER'S POLL, I VOTED THEY SHOULD HAVE MORE PRIVACY.
YOU'RE A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED GUY, SAM.
TOLD ME YOU WERE A MAN OF TASTE AND INTELLIGENCE.
AND ASKED IF EVERYTHING WAS O.K., I WAS THROUGH.
YOU WANT ME TO GET ON THE HORN, GET HIM IN HERE?
AND A SIMPLE PICTURE OF ME.
HELLO, EVERYONE.
HEY, WHOA. DO YOU MIND HERE? CARLA, COME ON.
WHEN I WAS PUTTING IT IN THE SLOT,
I GOT SOMETHING ELSE I WANT TO TELL YOU.
OH, SAM, YOU'VE STIRRED UP A HORNET'S NEST THERE.
ME, TOO.
THIS IS JUST ME BEING HONEST WITH YOU HERE.
WHAT POLITICAL ISSUES DID YOU AIR VIEWS ON?
W-WHERE DO YOU GO TO FIND AN ARTIST?
WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE HERE. DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING ON?
SINCE YOU WERE WHAT--14?
I REALLY DO.
I THINK WE'RE BOTH GOING TO WAIT
AND HER NAME IS DIANE CHAMBERS."
ONCE THE TRUST GOES OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP,
WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT TV DINNERS HERE.
* TAKIN' A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES *
HE WAS WALKING LIKE A MAN UP ON HIS HIND LEGS.