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(both laughing)
Come out the door.
Hey, boss, it's me.
(gasps)
Hey.
Roz Bob Peterson
Hmm, teleport to Vegas, huh?
Dream home?
Oh, wow, look at that, Stewie.
And finally, my date of birth.
You what? How do you even do that?
(Sopping continues)
(pounding on door) Oh, that must be him now.
because the Slut Convention's in town.
I invited, um, somebody
Why are you telling us this?
Holly! NO!
My teleportation machine worked.
No, I'm good.
And also, the Jews.
I see-- is there a less heavy person
If she finds out it's all gone, she'll kill me.
Stewie, what the hell?
I saw what I look like in a car window,
♪ Luck be a lady tonight
Wow, the price per square foot is quite competitive
HOLLY! NO!
Oh, this is unbelievable.
It came up 15!
is gonna have a fun night.
Okay, come on, you look nothing like your picture in the ad.
Wait, what about the other me?
Well, I was on my way to get ice cream
and see your own foot in the garbage can?
Hey, Stewie, I don't know if you have any interest in this,
Help back select dream boats.
24? Crap!