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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Oh, wow, look at that, Stewie.
and see your own foot in the garbage can?
Dream home?
Wow, the price per square foot is quite competitive
Wait, what about the other me?
Stewie, what the hell?
You what? How do you even do that?
Hey, Stewie, I don't know if you have any interest in this,
(pounding on door) Oh, that must be him now.
Come out the door.
24? Crap!
♪ Luck be a lady tonight
No, I'm good.
is gonna have a fun night.
Roz Bob Peterson
Help back select dream boats.
I saw what I look like in a car window,
It came up 15!
HOLLY! NO!
And finally, my date of birth.
I invited, um, somebody
Hmm, teleport to Vegas, huh?
Okay, come on, you look nothing like your picture in the ad.
My teleportation machine worked.
Well, I was on my way to get ice cream
Hey, boss, it's me.
(both laughing)
Holly! NO!
because the Slut Convention's in town.
If she finds out it's all gone, she'll kill me.
I see-- is there a less heavy person
Hey.
And also, the Jews.
Why are you telling us this?
(gasps)
Oh, this is unbelievable.
(Sopping continues)