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From this day forward, I am an inventor!
Some kind of scary telephone, I guess.
Cancel him! Cancel him!
That's how you make a championship run
Women will like what I tell 'em to like. Now here's something for everyone.
Ah. All we did was grow some space tomatoes and sabotage Mir.
And these Hardy Boys books are great too.
Finished! Thank you, Yellow! You're welcome, Zuzu!
- Lazy father. - Can't even spank his own kids.
But now, with the Lazy Man Reclining Toilet Chair...
- Gangway! Gotta poop. - No, Bart!
I've wasted half my life.
I've wasted half my life, Marge.
I stuck a couple extra legs on there...
Now, here's my ''Everything's Okay'' alarm.
Oh, Son.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
and even more astounding, an electric hammer.
That's why I invented this revolutionary makeup gun.
Look, Son. Edison was just like me.
Then I'll be an inventor.
but now it's over.
Hey, Springfield. If you're driving, you may wanna sit down.
That's where he came up with the tasimeter, the ore separator and-
By smashing my chair, you're only hurting yourself.
'Member when you almost became heavyweight champ?
Oh, I should've punted. Turn it off. Turn it off.
Women will like what i tell them to like
Mmm. Mmm.
At my age, Edison had already invented 203 things.
Probably needs to be more powerful.
- You mean like an electric blanket-mobile? - Uh, well, possibl-
Okay, then.