Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Gangway! Gotta poop. - No, Bart!

I've wasted half my life.

Cancel him! Cancel him!

Now, here's my ''Everything's Okay'' alarm.

Oh, I should've punted. Turn it off. Turn it off.

and even more astounding, an electric hammer.

By smashing my chair, you're only hurting yourself.

Then I'll be an inventor.

I've wasted half my life, Marge.

And these Hardy Boys books are great too.

I stuck a couple extra legs on there...

Women will like what I tell 'em to like. Now here's something for everyone.

Women will like what i tell them to like

- You mean like an electric blanket-mobile? - Uh, well, possibl-

From this day forward, I am an inventor!

But now, with the Lazy Man Reclining Toilet Chair...

but now it's over.

- Lazy father. - Can't even spank his own kids.

Some kind of scary telephone, I guess.

Finished! Thank you, Yellow! You're welcome, Zuzu!

That's why I invented this revolutionary makeup gun.

Ah. All we did was grow some space tomatoes and sabotage Mir.

Probably needs to be more powerful.

That's where he came up with the tasimeter, the ore separator and-

Look, Son. Edison was just like me.

'Member when you almost became heavyweight champ?

That's how you make a championship run

Hey, Springfield. If you're driving, you may wanna sit down.

At my age, Edison had already invented 203 things.