Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In the olden times, if you were watching TV and nature called...

No more lousy pajamas!

Not the way I quit.

That's how you make a championship run

Homer, that's not a table. That's our dryer.

and sees all kinds of creative things, but no tables.

Uh-oh. Wait. Let me guess. WWW dot-

In other news, Thomas Edison, the greatest inventor of all time-

There goes a real sack of crap.

Uh,James Watt invented the steam engine.

You mean the wild mood swings?

'Scuse me. Pardon me. 'Scuse me.

A six-legged chair that won't tip over-

and he invented the dictating machine and the fluoroscope...

There you are in outer space. That's pretty impressive.

- That chair might be the only one he made. - So?

Şimdi Bakalım. İcat. İcat Let's See Now. Invention. Invention

They won't let me in the big people library downtown.

We're not rivals.

Half my life gone and I'm only guaranteed 38 more years.

You can't come back later because-

and he played the organ and his favorite flower was the heliotrope.

only to realize you're not wearing makeup?

And that's true too. It's funny and true.

Oh, and his middle name was Alva...

Women will like What I tell then to like