Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In the olden times, if you were watching TV and nature called...

only to realize you're not wearing makeup?

A six-legged chair that won't tip over-

and sees all kinds of creative things, but no tables.

And that's true too. It's funny and true.

Not the way I quit.

We're not rivals.

That's how you make a championship run

They won't let me in the big people library downtown.

- That chair might be the only one he made. - So?

Women will like What I tell then to like

Half my life gone and I'm only guaranteed 38 more years.

Uh-oh. Wait. Let me guess. WWW dot-

and he played the organ and his favorite flower was the heliotrope.

There goes a real sack of crap.

You mean the wild mood swings?

Şimdi Bakalım. İcat. İcat Let's See Now. Invention. Invention

There you are in outer space. That's pretty impressive.

Homer, that's not a table. That's our dryer.

No more lousy pajamas!

'Scuse me. Pardon me. 'Scuse me.

Uh,James Watt invented the steam engine.

and he invented the dictating machine and the fluoroscope...

In other news, Thomas Edison, the greatest inventor of all time-

You can't come back later because-

Oh, and his middle name was Alva...