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Oh, all right. Maybe I can pinpoint where my life went wrong.
Or you could take something that already exists and find a new use for it. Like-
- But I thought you loved Edison. - Ah, the hell with him.
Our topless story-
Okay.
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This time, try to keep your nostrils closed.
- It could save lives. - Really? You think it's a good idea?
But it, uh, does break easily.
7 6.2? But I'm already 38.1 .
I did it! I'm gonna be rich!
Really? A restaurant? Well, now I don't know what to think.
I think it's pretty obvious that I am.
Okay. I have here the four greatest inventions...
All right.Just stay calm, Frinky.
And that's true too. It's funny and true.
Oh, damn it!
Guitars will do what I tell 'em to do.
My files!
D'oh!