Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and no one in their right mind would buy them or accept them as gifts.

Oh, yeah. They'll put me on a stamp for that.

Finish! Ooo… Stars! Pretty! Penny Ling! That Dog Man book is mine!

Oh. I see you're having a party. I'll come back later.

There was some... unpleasantness. I can never go back.

Doctors say the life expectancy of the average man is now 76.2 years.

NOW, HERE'S MY "PLEASE FILL IN THE BEST PLACES TO WORK SURVEY ALARM" IT WILL SOUND EVERY THREE SECONDS UNTIL WE HIT THE MINIMUM COMPLETION PERCENTAGE

You expect people to go to the bathroom in their living rooms?

Ryan 35 times a day

I didn't tell you to quit your job.

Quit boring everyone!

pa'que aprendas

President Clinton has launched a new Web site.

Ooh. Look at all the inventions Edison came up with.

Now, here's my "PLEASE FILL IN THE BEST PLACES TO WORK SURVEY ALARM" It will sound every three seconds until we hit the minimum completion percentage

Now behind that door is Edison's actual preserved brain.

That's very good.

for Edison's already-wealthy heirs.

Sure. Believe me, every man in America will want to have one.

Finished! Get outta here!

First, my all-purpose electric hammer...

And then he worked on a machine to communicate with the dead.