Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

First, my all-purpose electric hammer...

pa'que aprendas

Finished! Get outta here!

I didn't tell you to quit your job.

Sure. Believe me, every man in America will want to have one.

Oh, yeah. They'll put me on a stamp for that.

NOW, HERE'S MY "PLEASE FILL IN THE BEST PLACES TO WORK SURVEY ALARM" IT WILL SOUND EVERY THREE SECONDS UNTIL WE HIT THE MINIMUM COMPLETION PERCENTAGE

And then he worked on a machine to communicate with the dead.

Ryan 35 times a day

Doctors say the life expectancy of the average man is now 76.2 years.

Ooh. Look at all the inventions Edison came up with.

You expect people to go to the bathroom in their living rooms?

Now, here's my "PLEASE FILL IN THE BEST PLACES TO WORK SURVEY ALARM" It will sound every three seconds until we hit the minimum completion percentage

for Edison's already-wealthy heirs.

Finish! Ooo… Stars! Pretty! Penny Ling! That Dog Man book is mine!

President Clinton has launched a new Web site.

and no one in their right mind would buy them or accept them as gifts.

Quit boring everyone!

Now behind that door is Edison's actual preserved brain.

Oh. I see you're having a party. I'll come back later.

There was some... unpleasantness. I can never go back.

That's very good.