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Homer,you've got it set on pussy whore

Wouldn't you rather have your sugar bag?

Okay, here's another news ''flush.''

Well, there's certainly no greater accomplishment...

Let me handle the creative end of this, Marge.

Well, you're not Thomas Edison.

Hey, Dad. Heard you swearin'. Mind if I join in? Crap, boobs, crap!

Ordinarily, folks, tour groups are not allowed to see it...

You look at this table and what do you see? Just a table.

unless it starts to mean something isn't correct. Okay. unless it starts to mean something isn't correct. Okay.

- Oh-They're not very- - Yes? Yes? Yes?

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Oh, I am not looking forward to my funeral.

You're a liar, honey- a dirty, rotten liar.

Uh, well, I suppose that would qualify-

Two new Edison creations have just been discovered in his museum.

No, not this one: The Smugglers of Pirate Cove. It's about pirates.

That was your idea.

- Dad, what are you doin' here? - Readin' about this Edison character.

Oh, yeah. Safety sells, especially to lame-o's.

I'm not saying you're a bad inventor.

and this big wave knocks her bathing suit off.

That doesn't sound like me.

- Oh. Hmm. - Oh, honey. Don't eat that.

All I can think of now is Edison. I can't even remember where I work.

This is one invention you're not getting credit for, you inspiration hog.