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All I can think of now is Edison. I can't even remember where I work.
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Ordinarily, folks, tour groups are not allowed to see it...
You're a liar, honey- a dirty, rotten liar.
You look at this table and what do you see? Just a table.
This is one invention you're not getting credit for, you inspiration hog.
Oh, yeah. Safety sells, especially to lame-o's.
No, not this one: The Smugglers of Pirate Cove. It's about pirates.
Hey, Dad. Heard you swearin'. Mind if I join in? Crap, boobs, crap!
unless it starts to mean something isn't correct. Okay. unless it starts to mean something isn't correct. Okay.
Wouldn't you rather have your sugar bag?
Okay, here's another news ''flush.''
- Oh-They're not very- - Yes? Yes? Yes?
Well, you're not Thomas Edison.
That was your idea.
Oh, I am not looking forward to my funeral.
That doesn't sound like me.
- Dad, what are you doin' here? - Readin' about this Edison character.
I'm not saying you're a bad inventor.
Two new Edison creations have just been discovered in his museum.
Uh, well, I suppose that would qualify-
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- Oh. Hmm. - Oh, honey. Don't eat that.
Homer,you've got it set on pussy whore
Hmm. Hmm?
Let me handle the creative end of this, Marge.
- Hmm. - Hey.
Well, there's certainly no greater accomplishment...
and this big wave knocks her bathing suit off.