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Let's just go right now and tell everyone how much of a failure I am.
Well, did you finish all the accounts payable
I could see about getting back my old job
Face-off!
I want you two to do it right in front of me.
But that's not my department.
You're not switching genders.
Sometimes I forget.
Hey, fatass, you like, um...
I guess what we all learned is that no matter who you are,
when you already have a car?
Well, I'm not above manual labor.
I'd say five-ten.
the breadwinner makes the rules.
Well, I'm the breadwinner. And you know what?
Ugh. I am exhausted.
Peter
I could fight you both.
It's okay, Mom.
Chris, you are not taking Peter's job.
Yeah, but if you got your family to help you get through it,
Huh. I guess you're out, Mr. Pewterschmidt.
Meg, when did you find the time to do all this?
Nah, I can't.
I-I don't know, it-- it all happened so fast.
All right, well, nothing to worry about.
Uh, okay.
Peter, that's not what this is about.
Hey, Lance, it's off, it's off.