Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is nowhere.
This man can't hear a thing, reverend. Can't hear a thing.
[Matt] Do you know what we could bring in in Dallas in one week?
All I know, if it wasn't for you, I'd be playing doctor with some car thief.
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
Oh! I'm feeling the power! Come on, brother.
- God bless her. - Very nice.
super-charged grenade launcher of love!
Jonas, have you had any sleep lately?
♪ I been washed up I been put down ♪
That you belong to the most exclusive club in the universe.
Clean? Ugh.
- ♪ Call Jesus ♪ - ♪ Call him up ♪
...pumping through my veins. I feel a healin' comin' on.
and get back, Jack! Brothers and sisters, this Rustwater, Kansas,
Someone over here just been cured of their asthma.
I think you got a little problem here.
- is like a strike unto Him. - Lord, I hear you.
It was a gift from my sainted mother, the year I graduated seminary.
Let me tell you something that your snooping didn't turn up.
- Praise be! - [Jonas] And I say to you it doesn't matter
God only knows where his father is.
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want...
Whoa. They believe. Yes!
- Wonder how he got so well informed. - Screw you.
to me, there's no thrill greater than the thrill of preaching.
♪ I've been lonely I've been cheated ♪
The Lord tells me that a strike unto any of his children
My brother Lowell,
Well, damn. Would you look at that.
♪ And told I'm no good ♪
- [man] Praise the Lord! - [choir sings]
- [man] Lucille's a winner. - Just when you least expect it.
Jonas Nightengale was born
- That man is Jesus Christ! - [cheering]
The difference is,
Go ahead.
♪ I been lonely I been cheated ♪
Well, all I can say is...
The guy has balls the size of cantaloupes.
[man] God bless you, Father.
They travel over 2,000 miles and end up here,
Would you tell him
a man who knows about the value of spirit.
I wanted to see that breeder.
...When's it gonna stop?
Jonas, man! What do you think?
Well, hallelujah! It's a miracle! It's a miracle.
And the fear is bigger than lawyers and doctors.
♪ Now a man A man gets crazy ♪
Dance, brother! Come on and celebrate the miracles of the Lord!
That's mighty Christian of you.
[Jane] So you strike out for once in your life.
♪ Thank the Lord ♪
- Rev, what about me? - That's it.
Well, all right, let's give some empty lives a little meaning!
all the cards, weren't you? So sure that you could just
♪ The spirit will set you free ♪
Faith that the universe will need his skills!
to receive great rewards in money and material goods.
Whoa! Am I in white boy heaven or what?
then you come on out and celebrate the miracle of faith,
♪ 'Cause you help me be strong ♪
You know me, I hate to see even one get away.
Whoa! Do you hear the Lord callin'?
Yes, I was born to lowly circumstances.
My grandmother used to take me with her.
The good times you had teaching her the violin.
He said that it was his fault
- ♪ Singing ♪ - ♪ Keep on walking ♪
I give my people a good show,
You don't care what these people need.
Why not? It'd be great company.
Where's your loyalty?
Have you ever seen anything like that in your life?
Finally, he just wised up.
- ♪ Lord Jesus, tell him ♪ - ♪ Jesus on the mainline ♪
- It better be good. -[Jane] Just relax.
Are you in some kind of trouble?
Hi! Oh, where'd you get him? Her? Him.
Pendejo de mierda, me tiraste de mi supermoto.
- [woman] Did she win? - [man] She won.
Jonas, expect a sign.
- [all] No! - And I don't want no doubt money!
♪ But with you I belong ♪
[man] One more! One more! One more!
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
Thank You Jesus Thank you, Thank you
Too much rain turns it moldy,
too little, it's hog feed.
the Lord cannot deliver his healing.
- [all shouting] - [cameras clicking]