Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go ahead.
That you belong to the most exclusive club in the universe.
[Matt] Do you know what we could bring in in Dallas in one week?
Well, hallelujah! It's a miracle! It's a miracle.
[Jane] So you strike out for once in your life.
♪ But with you I belong ♪
Well, all right, let's give some empty lives a little meaning!
♪ I been lonely I been cheated ♪
- [all shouting] - [cameras clicking]
The good times you had teaching her the violin.
I give my people a good show,
God only knows where his father is.
♪ Now a man A man gets crazy ♪
Are you in some kind of trouble?
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want...
Jonas, man! What do you think?
He said that it was his fault
to me, there's no thrill greater than the thrill of preaching.
They travel over 2,000 miles and end up here,
The guy has balls the size of cantaloupes.
I think you got a little problem here.
...When's it gonna stop?
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
♪ I been washed up I been put down ♪
- ♪ Singing ♪ - ♪ Keep on walking ♪
- God bless her. - Very nice.
Well, damn. Would you look at that.
Jonas, have you had any sleep lately?
You don't care what these people need.
This is nowhere.
all the cards, weren't you? So sure that you could just
then you come on out and celebrate the miracle of faith,
Whoa! Do you hear the Lord callin'?
- ♪ Lord Jesus, tell him ♪ - ♪ Jesus on the mainline ♪
- Praise be! - [Jonas] And I say to you it doesn't matter
Whoa! Am I in white boy heaven or what?
And the fear is bigger than lawyers and doctors.
Hi! Oh, where'd you get him? Her? Him.
My grandmother used to take me with her.
- [all] No! - And I don't want no doubt money!
- Rev, what about me? - That's it.
♪ I've been lonely I've been cheated ♪
super-charged grenade launcher of love!
Yes, I was born to lowly circumstances.
That's mighty Christian of you.
Pendejo de mierda, me tiraste de mi supermoto.
- Wonder how he got so well informed. - Screw you.
a man who knows about the value of spirit.
Faith that the universe will need his skills!
Clean? Ugh.
♪ 'Cause you help me be strong ♪
Finally, he just wised up.
Let me tell you something that your snooping didn't turn up.
Someone over here just been cured of their asthma.
♪ The spirit will set you free ♪
Too much rain turns it moldy,
to receive great rewards in money and material goods.
Would you tell him
♪ And told I'm no good ♪
...pumping through my veins. I feel a healin' comin' on.
- [man] Lucille's a winner. - Just when you least expect it.
It was a gift from my sainted mother, the year I graduated seminary.
This man can't hear a thing, reverend. Can't hear a thing.
♪ Thank the Lord ♪
and get back, Jack! Brothers and sisters, this Rustwater, Kansas,
My brother Lowell,
You know me, I hate to see even one get away.
Jonas, expect a sign.
All I know, if it wasn't for you, I'd be playing doctor with some car thief.
Why not? It'd be great company.
The difference is,
- [woman] Did she win? - [man] She won.
Thank You Jesus Thank you, Thank you
Whoa. They believe. Yes!
I wanted to see that breeder.
Have you ever seen anything like that in your life?
- It better be good. -[Jane] Just relax.
Dance, brother! Come on and celebrate the miracles of the Lord!
Where's your loyalty?
Well, all I can say is...
Oh! I'm feeling the power! Come on, brother.
Jonas Nightengale was born
- That man is Jesus Christ! - [cheering]
too little, it's hog feed.
[man] One more! One more! One more!
the Lord cannot deliver his healing.
- ♪ Call Jesus ♪ - ♪ Call him up ♪
- [man] Praise the Lord! - [choir sings]
The Lord tells me that a strike unto any of his children
- is like a strike unto Him. - Lord, I hear you.
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
[man] God bless you, Father.