Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...shoplifting, possession of marijuana

Not those two. They're not like you.

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ I been washed up I been put down ♪

You're mad at yourself.

♪ For they shall find their peace ♪

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

about giving more than I could.

You ever heard anyone coming back to complain? No.

[thunder crashes]

♪ I'm gonna keep on singing ♪

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

♪ As we sail ♪

A man named Thomas.

♪ Ready as I can be ♪

Got it in one, kid.

♪ Singing ♪

- He was born in The Bronx. - [crowd groans]

in the nice pink dress, receive the Lord and you will find another job.

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

Now, Thomas lived on Fifth Avenue.

[rooster crows]

Come on, say, Thank you, Jesus. That's right. Dance, brother!

OK, main industries, wheat and corn.

Whoa, people! Ah! Hallelujah, sister!

- I won't just go away. - Now, that sounds good.

[crowd continues chanting] One more! One more!

[chuckles] That was a pretty neat trick you did yesterday.

Will they feel what I feel?

I certainly will, ma'am.

We're out of liver. No fish, no ham, no spinach.

and ride that golden elevator

♪ Jesus went unto the well ♪

is a lot softer than those folding chairs.

♪ My Jesus is on the mainline ♪

♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪

The greater the resistance, the further you can get with them.

- You tell him! - ♪Tell him what you want ♪

You think I don't know how it is?

God! It's 8:00, Jonas.

- Get your Bibles right here. - [man 2] How you doin'?

- One more! One more! - Take it from me, babe.

Nightengale, we both know there's nothing I can do legally.

More comforting than a lover.

You know, as I look out your window,

but you know what's really important. Don't you? That's right.

but I've seen some pretty smart old wives in my day,

♪ Since you came along ♪

- ♪ The Lord is... ♪ - Hey!

is some token that you believe.

He's speaking the language of the Lord. Hallelujah!

plenty of music, worthwhile sentiments,

I have walked that crooked road,

You look at me, and you see a man who seems a lot like you.

[brakes squealing]

I was at your meeting last night, and I heard what you said

Every town, another puny brain. I've been fighting them all my life.

♪ There's a change in my life ♪

♪ Are you ready? Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

Average education, tenth grade.

You know, our kid's gonna play over there, and somebody's gonna get hurt.

but gettin' that kid in the act was a stroke of genius.

So you believe in miracles, right?

[♪It's A Highway To Heaven]

- [crowd shouting] - Because you know

Yes! That was beautiful, children.

What's your...? What's your name, darlin'?

[crowd] Hallelujah!

♪ Since you came along ♪

By Tuesday, you'll be gone.

♪ No one can walk there You've got to have a pure heart ♪

- Hey, rev. - Hey, kid.

Little Russkie, huh?

If you've done everything you can,

[Angels singing prayers]

I want to testify.

You folks have been warned.

♪ Let the new light come shining on through ♪

- I really don't want to go into this audience tonight. - Why? You're good at it.

All he's doing is selling fairy tales to a bunch of people who thank him for it.

And it warms my heart,

Take the hand of God's right-hand man.

Invite him in, sisters, invite him in!

- Shit, we'd clean up in Topeka. - Well, I'm exhausted.

Come on, baby, rain!

♪ Ready Are you ready? ♪

Be strong in the Lord

Oh, I believe we're gonna see some serious miracles tonight.

- You can't have it both ways. - [crowd chanting]

Yakity-yak, God's talking back!

and the power of his might.

♪ But with you I belong ♪

Now, if you feel you've gotten a good night's entertainment,

- [crowd] Thank you, Jesus! - Thank you, Jesus!

And that one thing

I'm boxing for Jesus!

Oh, yeah. I've seen that happen before.

[Marva laughing, screaming]

- You OK? - Hi.