Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[♪It's A Highway To Heaven]

♪ Singing ♪

♪ I been washed up I been put down ♪

God! It's 8:00, Jonas.

♪ Since you came along ♪

♪ Ready Are you ready? ♪

I'm boxing for Jesus!

♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪

- ♪ The Lord is... ♪ - Hey!

Not those two. They're not like you.

Oh, yeah. I've seen that happen before.

I want to testify.

and the power of his might.

[crowd] Hallelujah!

Come on, say, Thank you, Jesus. That's right. Dance, brother!

You know, as I look out your window,

- You OK? - Hi.

♪ Since you came along ♪

Yakity-yak, God's talking back!

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

Nightengale, we both know there's nothing I can do legally.

♪ As we sail ♪

...shoplifting, possession of marijuana

[chuckles] That was a pretty neat trick you did yesterday.

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

All he's doing is selling fairy tales to a bunch of people who thank him for it.

[thunder crashes]

- I won't just go away. - Now, that sounds good.

- One more! One more! - Take it from me, babe.

♪ I'm gonna keep on singing ♪

Will they feel what I feel?

[crowd continues chanting] One more! One more!

♪ Jesus went unto the well ♪

- I really don't want to go into this audience tonight. - Why? You're good at it.

Invite him in, sisters, invite him in!

[brakes squealing]

The greater the resistance, the further you can get with them.

- [crowd] Thank you, Jesus! - Thank you, Jesus!

And that one thing

And it warms my heart,

- Get your Bibles right here. - [man 2] How you doin'?

♪ Let the new light come shining on through ♪

More comforting than a lover.

♪ There's a change in my life ♪

[rooster crows]

in the nice pink dress, receive the Lord and you will find another job.

and ride that golden elevator

A man named Thomas.

[Marva laughing, screaming]

If you've done everything you can,

about giving more than I could.

is some token that you believe.

♪ But with you I belong ♪

♪ Are you ready? Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

- Shit, we'd clean up in Topeka. - Well, I'm exhausted.

Oh, I believe we're gonna see some serious miracles tonight.

- You can't have it both ways. - [crowd chanting]

♪ Ready as I can be ♪

Got it in one, kid.

You know, our kid's gonna play over there, and somebody's gonna get hurt.

- He was born in The Bronx. - [crowd groans]

What's your...? What's your name, darlin'?

plenty of music, worthwhile sentiments,

Come on, baby, rain!

♪ For they shall find their peace ♪

Now, Thomas lived on Fifth Avenue.

I have walked that crooked road,

is a lot softer than those folding chairs.

Be strong in the Lord

You ever heard anyone coming back to complain? No.

You folks have been warned.

Little Russkie, huh?

You're mad at yourself.

but gettin' that kid in the act was a stroke of genius.

but I've seen some pretty smart old wives in my day,

- Hey, rev. - Hey, kid.

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ My Jesus is on the mainline ♪

♪ No one can walk there You've got to have a pure heart ♪

By Tuesday, you'll be gone.

So you believe in miracles, right?

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

Whoa, people! Ah! Hallelujah, sister!

I was at your meeting last night, and I heard what you said

- You tell him! - ♪Tell him what you want ♪

I certainly will, ma'am.

OK, main industries, wheat and corn.

Take the hand of God's right-hand man.

Every town, another puny brain. I've been fighting them all my life.

[Angels singing prayers]

but you know what's really important. Don't you? That's right.

Average education, tenth grade.

You look at me, and you see a man who seems a lot like you.

Yes! That was beautiful, children.

You think I don't know how it is?

He's speaking the language of the Lord. Hallelujah!

We're out of liver. No fish, no ham, no spinach.

Now, if you feel you've gotten a good night's entertainment,

- [crowd shouting] - Because you know