Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Gave power to you and me ♪

You know how it feels to really need something, don't you, Georgette?

Same as in my business.

And I didn't have no 20-dollar bill before that.

Then he was arrested for selling fraudulent artworks

- Whoa! - Oh! [laughs]

[Jonas] About a man from New York City.

They're going out of their minds.

Look, I kissed up to him, I got the permit.

And we always have our malpractice insurance.

Friend, I've seen a hundred signs.

all for nothing.

[Jonas] Come on, baby!

I'd like to hear what your sister has to say on the subject.

- Mm-hmm. - Can I take your order?

- He's going to jail. - He stopped writing, didn't he?

all you got to do is get saved!

[rain pattering]

Everyone's looking for you.

And you, too, ma'am, come on up on stage.

I just need to know, has the Lord forgiven him and welcomed him to heaven?

Hallelujah, brother!

I'm kidding. I'll have a decaf and toast.

Now, maybe you like the show, and you leave humming a tune,

The club that only God's faithful and generous can join.

T-shirts, bumper stickers.

Because when Thomas finally came to me,

- [all muttering] - Yeah, all right.

[radio] An alleged miracle in the town of Rustwater,

And if there's one thing I know,

- [cheering] - Then what if I told you that one dollar spent

[chuckles] Nuclear winter wouldn't destroy that man.

Are you ready for the goo feasting?

Yakity-yak! Checks on the right path!

♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪

What is this, an elaborate setup or what?

in gourmet cooking and mail fraud.

- [man] Eight with a .38. - Special today, steak.

A drunk truck driver did that.

The sheriff's name is Braverman. He's clean.

- [crowd] Thank you, Jesus! - Say, Hallelujah!

Now wave 'em around. Wave your hands like this.

You know me, Janey, I know people.

I need to ask you a question.

♪ And made the water wine ♪

So let's hear it for insomnia. Hey, you.

One week? Seven figures! Seven figures, man!

I'll meet you in front of the diner tomorrow at ten in the morning.

The preacher got him up on stage.

Can't say that I have, Lowell. But I know people.

- Boy, are you a tough room. - The dark gray, definitely.

I'd like to make you some promises.

Tomorrow at ten in the morning, your little brother's

We'll have an old-fashioned revival. Lots of music,

♪ It's a highway up to heaven ♪

- Look, Jane... - Try groveling.

♪ Are you ready? Are you ready? ♪

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

He's alive! He's alive! He's in me, he's in you!

N-O! Because doubt money burn the fingers of the righteous!

- I think you should stick with your Bible-boinkers. - Jane.

- So where's your church? - On every street corner in every town.

I'm worried about that two-man code.

All right, kid, I'll tell you what.

and passing bad checks.

- Yeah. - And if you want to feel happy,

- Yes! Oh! - Hallelujah, sister. Hallelujah!

Janey, I never pretended I did.

♪ Walking on the king's highway ♪

You know, there's gonna be some really sick people out there tonight.

- Hello, friend. - She's got bone trouble.

Come on back for seconds.

Till then, this town can't afford a revival. Sorry.

Come right on in. Come right on in.

Just chalk one up for the big guy upstairs.

all that boy has is faith.

Hallelujah, sister! Whoa, whoa.

♪ Are you ready? ♪

I knew you were worth saving.

- I thought you said you had homework. - I'll do it later.

So the last thing he needs is another phony messing with his head, OK?

Nice to see you again, sister. Hallelujah. Receive God.

he still had the fear.

More valuable than diamonds and gold.

Marva, huh? As in marvelous?

and I believe everyone here tonight wants to give up sin...

Come on, I want to show you something.

- Yes, sir! - The Lord tells me...

[Lowell] Anything you say can and will be

born Jack Newton, does not come from the Appalachians.

♪ I'm gonna keep on walking ♪

How much you put in the bucket?

When you've got it, you've got the power of every ocean

Listen, I'm Jonas Nightengale. I want you to come down to the Rustwater campgrounds tonight.

If I had more time, I'd take it.

- Hey, kid, how about a game? -Da.

- Awful lot of no's there, Marva. - No lip.

- You know it is! - Whoa, boy, I'd love to get me some of that!

When is it gonna rain?

Thank you, Jesus!

to that poor family who lost their farm.

[boy] My sister's a total slave driver.

♪ Now, I don't mind working so hard everyday ♪

Come on, the Angels will see him.

and I've seen an old man get out of his wheelchair and dance.

stuck him with needles a foot long,