Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come right on in. Come right on in.

One week? Seven figures! Seven figures, man!

Just chalk one up for the big guy upstairs.

- Look, Jane... - Try groveling.

in gourmet cooking and mail fraud.

- Hello, friend. - She's got bone trouble.

Hallelujah, sister! Whoa, whoa.

- Hey, kid, how about a game? -Da.

all for nothing.

♪ It's a highway up to heaven ♪

- I think you should stick with your Bible-boinkers. - Jane.

When you've got it, you've got the power of every ocean

Friend, I've seen a hundred signs.

♪ And made the water wine ♪

and I believe everyone here tonight wants to give up sin...

Listen, I'm Jonas Nightengale. I want you to come down to the Rustwater campgrounds tonight.

N-O! Because doubt money burn the fingers of the righteous!

Now, maybe you like the show, and you leave humming a tune,

Then he was arrested for selling fraudulent artworks

to that poor family who lost their farm.

- So where's your church? - On every street corner in every town.

Yakity-yak! Checks on the right path!

[Jonas] About a man from New York City.

I just need to know, has the Lord forgiven him and welcomed him to heaven?

So the last thing he needs is another phony messing with his head, OK?

Nice to see you again, sister. Hallelujah. Receive God.

What is this, an elaborate setup or what?

You know me, Janey, I know people.

And if there's one thing I know,

I'm worried about that two-man code.

♪ I'm gonna keep on walking ♪

[rain pattering]

Can't say that I have, Lowell. But I know people.

So let's hear it for insomnia. Hey, you.

[chuckles] Nuclear winter wouldn't destroy that man.

- [all muttering] - Yeah, all right.

♪ Are you ready? ♪

♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪

Tomorrow at ten in the morning, your little brother's

I knew you were worth saving.

stuck him with needles a foot long,

The club that only God's faithful and generous can join.

- Yes, sir! - The Lord tells me...

Everyone's looking for you.

- Whoa! - Oh! [laughs]

♪ Gave power to you and me ♪

- [man] Eight with a .38. - Special today, steak.

You know how it feels to really need something, don't you, Georgette?

More valuable than diamonds and gold.

♪ Walking on the king's highway ♪

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

all you got to do is get saved!

- Yes! Oh! - Hallelujah, sister. Hallelujah!

Now wave 'em around. Wave your hands like this.

- Awful lot of no's there, Marva. - No lip.

How much you put in the bucket?

Janey, I never pretended I did.

I'd like to make you some promises.

- He's going to jail. - He stopped writing, didn't he?

Same as in my business.

Look, I kissed up to him, I got the permit.

- You know it is! - Whoa, boy, I'd love to get me some of that!

- Boy, are you a tough room. - The dark gray, definitely.

If I had more time, I'd take it.

and I've seen an old man get out of his wheelchair and dance.

The preacher got him up on stage.

[Jonas] Come on, baby!

Are you ready for the goo feasting?

all that boy has is faith.

You know, there's gonna be some really sick people out there tonight.

I need to ask you a question.

And I didn't have no 20-dollar bill before that.

[boy] My sister's a total slave driver.

I'd like to hear what your sister has to say on the subject.

I'm kidding. I'll have a decaf and toast.

T-shirts, bumper stickers.

Come on back for seconds.

Come on, I want to show you something.

We'll have an old-fashioned revival. Lots of music,

Because when Thomas finally came to me,

Marva, huh? As in marvelous?

- Yeah. - And if you want to feel happy,

All right, kid, I'll tell you what.

- Mm-hmm. - Can I take your order?

They're going out of their minds.

I'll meet you in front of the diner tomorrow at ten in the morning.

When is it gonna rain?

Hallelujah, brother!

A drunk truck driver did that.

♪ Now, I don't mind working so hard everyday ♪

[Lowell] Anything you say can and will be

[radio] An alleged miracle in the town of Rustwater,

born Jack Newton, does not come from the Appalachians.

And we always have our malpractice insurance.

He's alive! He's alive! He's in me, he's in you!

- I thought you said you had homework. - I'll do it later.

♪ Are you ready? Are you ready? ♪

Till then, this town can't afford a revival. Sorry.

and passing bad checks.

he still had the fear.

Come on, the Angels will see him.

- [cheering] - Then what if I told you that one dollar spent

And you, too, ma'am, come on up on stage.

The sheriff's name is Braverman. He's clean.

Thank you, Jesus!

- [crowd] Thank you, Jesus! - Say, Hallelujah!