Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ And the people all said sit down ♪
Ooh. A little cranky, aren't we?
- [woman screams] - Praise Jesus. Praise Jesus.
Marva...
♪ It's a highway up to heaven ♪
You've been very busy, Will.
Afraid of death. But death's a breeze.
but your own little girl.
That's very nice of you, young man.
Can't believe in the community with all the trouble
couldn't possibly equal the sins of this king of sin.
but I'll be grateful for the rest of my life.
Why don't you come tonight? It's gonna be fun.
You asked for one more demonstration of the Lord's kindness.
Kiss. Big kiss.
Whew! How many of you love Bobcat!?!?
interfering with religious freedom.
you've got two boys in junior college.
- [cheering] - [Jonas] Yes, sir!
Hey, boss.
You've outdone yourself.
♪ Sit down Sit down ♪
♪ There's a change in my life ♪
- But was Tom happy? - No.
♪ Walking on the king's highway ♪
I put in 20, Will. I need all the help I can get.
'Cause you made her choose between you and her mother.
Oh, Lord, I'm just a man like any other.
But his life was a mess, and you know why?
We've had nothing but trouble with that old man. He's mean.
He told me his father invented Teflon.
Every last cent. Bring those buckets out. You take your money back.
- and rehabilitate them? - This isn't the woods.
♪ Ready as I can be ♪
And you can't make him into a sideshow.
Well, well, well. If isn't my new best friend.
You can't take this away from him.
- No, wondering is Wichita. - Wichita. Damn.
[Jane] So, what's new with Miss Congeniality?
Believe in the power of the Lord.
♪ Are you ready? ♪
[gospel music plays softly in background]
It goes a long way with me.
♪ 'Cause you helped me be strong ♪
Put on the whole armor of God that ye may be able
I don't know. I heard he couldn't get an art expert out until Tuesday.
Great. It's a friggin' hootenanny.
Details. The mark of a great con.
Here.
I'm vibrating! Oh, I'm vibrating with Jesus!
- ♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪ - ♪ Spirit will set you free ♪
OK.
♪ Call him up Call him up ♪
I had to get the boys to start clearing the tent,
- Hey, pal, you OK back there? -[man] Something's blown.
- ♪ Jesus is on the mainline ♪ - ♪ Tell him what you want ♪
OK, I'll be good. [laughs]
- ♪ Tell him ♪ - ♪ Tell him what you want ♪
It's been too long since you've seen them anyway.
How could she not go for it? Everybody goes for it.
My husband lost his job a few months ago, too,
- Ten dollars. - And Sadie McElroy,
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
Yes, I ran with a bad crowd that taught me to smoke weed and steal.
Brothers and sisters, I ask you to consider
[Angels singing]
Enough about me, Lowell.
And the last thing he needs is a judgmental asshole like you
Four hours stuck in a crash watching our mom and dad die.
♪ I been washed up I been put down ♪
- ♪ Walking ♪ - ♪ Walking ♪
Now, do you want to know what that man said to my little brother?
[Jane] Hey.
♪ And my salvation ♪
- There you go. - Release your faith.
[sighs, laughs]
Angels of Mercy! Whoa!
He killed himself one night in the barn.
Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.
'cause check and mateski.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that, ma'am. Why don't you come down to the tent tonight,
My offer still holds for a new Angel.
Timing's everything.
Jane, I'm not a flashy guy,
[crowd] One more! One more!
I'll be outside.
Where the hell is she?
A fever is on me! A fever is on me!
then you, with all your everyday sins,
Well, you're gonna need a miracle now, reverend,
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
- Somebody say, Amen! - [all] Amen!
You've got too much going for you, Jane, to be somebody's front man.
- [choir singing] - Oh. Say, Thank you, Jesus.
[Jane] Yeah, well, I'll make it back.
Like that picture on the wall in there.
[crowd cheering]
Well, everybody needs a hobby. Even you.
- Then and only then... - Come on, give me that ring. What do you say?
Relax, Lowell, where's the fire?
It's before six, I got to go.
Brother Nightengale,