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[gospel music plays softly in background]
Where the hell is she?
We've had nothing but trouble with that old man. He's mean.
- There you go. - Release your faith.
Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.
Every last cent. Bring those buckets out. You take your money back.
My offer still holds for a new Angel.
- [choir singing] - Oh. Say, Thank you, Jesus.
Here.
then you, with all your everyday sins,
Yes, I ran with a bad crowd that taught me to smoke weed and steal.
but I'll be grateful for the rest of my life.
- Hey, pal, you OK back there? -[man] Something's blown.
Afraid of death. But death's a breeze.
A fever is on me! A fever is on me!
Why don't you come tonight? It's gonna be fun.
but your own little girl.
[crowd cheering]
He killed himself one night in the barn.
Details. The mark of a great con.
♪ Sit down Sit down ♪
It goes a long way with me.
[Jane] Hey.
- But was Tom happy? - No.
♪ Are you ready? ♪
'Cause you made her choose between you and her mother.
♪ Ready as I can be ♪
You've outdone yourself.
- Somebody say, Amen! - [all] Amen!
I don't know. I heard he couldn't get an art expert out until Tuesday.
You've got too much going for you, Jane, to be somebody's front man.
You've been very busy, Will.
My husband lost his job a few months ago, too,
- Ten dollars. - And Sadie McElroy,
- ♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪ - ♪ Spirit will set you free ♪
Believe in the power of the Lord.
Great. It's a friggin' hootenanny.
- ♪ Walking ♪ - ♪ Walking ♪
I'll be outside.
OK.
You asked for one more demonstration of the Lord's kindness.
Oh, Lord, I'm just a man like any other.
Angels of Mercy! Whoa!
That's very nice of you, young man.
Well, you're gonna need a miracle now, reverend,
And you can't make him into a sideshow.
[sighs, laughs]
Jane, I'm not a flashy guy,
Brother Nightengale,
- ♪ Tell him ♪ - ♪ Tell him what you want ♪
It's before six, I got to go.
Timing's everything.
[Jane] So, what's new with Miss Congeniality?
You can't take this away from him.
♪ And my salvation ♪
I'm vibrating! Oh, I'm vibrating with Jesus!
But his life was a mess, and you know why?
Kiss. Big kiss.
'cause check and mateski.
Now, do you want to know what that man said to my little brother?
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Walking on the king's highway ♪
Marva...
- and rehabilitate them? - This isn't the woods.
Relax, Lowell, where's the fire?
♪ 'Cause you helped me be strong ♪
Enough about me, Lowell.
- ♪ Jesus is on the mainline ♪ - ♪ Tell him what you want ♪
OK, I'll be good. [laughs]
Well, I'm sorry to hear that, ma'am. Why don't you come down to the tent tonight,
It's been too long since you've seen them anyway.
[Angels singing]
Can't believe in the community with all the trouble
He told me his father invented Teflon.
- Then and only then... - Come on, give me that ring. What do you say?
And the last thing he needs is a judgmental asshole like you
couldn't possibly equal the sins of this king of sin.
[Jane] Yeah, well, I'll make it back.
Four hours stuck in a crash watching our mom and dad die.
- [woman screams] - Praise Jesus. Praise Jesus.
♪ Call him up Call him up ♪
Like that picture on the wall in there.
[crowd] One more! One more!
♪ I been washed up I been put down ♪
- [cheering] - [Jonas] Yes, sir!
Ooh. A little cranky, aren't we?
Brothers and sisters, I ask you to consider
♪ And the people all said sit down ♪
- No, wondering is Wichita. - Wichita. Damn.
I put in 20, Will. I need all the help I can get.
you've got two boys in junior college.
How could she not go for it? Everybody goes for it.
Put on the whole armor of God that ye may be able
Well, well, well. If isn't my new best friend.
Hey, boss.
Whew! How many of you love Bobcat!?!?
interfering with religious freedom.
I had to get the boys to start clearing the tent,
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
Well, everybody needs a hobby. Even you.
♪ It's a highway up to heaven ♪
♪ There's a change in my life ♪