Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Jesus, man of Galilee He walked across the sea ♪
Well, get the strength in your life.
Twelve towns, same situation within 40 minutes by car,
You ever think about settling down?
Before you leave with your hard-earned money in those buckets,
I never knew a problem a little Chuck Berry couldn't solve.
- What's his name? - Well, he's real smart
And I say to you tonight, if you want to give up the bottle,
That's some plain talk, Will, so I'll give you a little in return.
You're worried about your little girl, aren't you?
I'm here man-to-man.
God bless you, Kate, that's the idea.
Risking your life for minimum wage?
A lot of people tried to do that, but they couldn't.
I got to talk to these people.
♪ Are you ready? Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
That's incredible! Section one, pink mumu.
City poop
A sinner of such monumental proportions,
Will you see that they get it?
Hey, rev. Lookin' for some souls to save?
♪ I been misunderstood ♪
this year's crops'll fail too, so we can use that, put it right in.
♪ Destroyed the devil's plan ♪
and a world-class doctor.
with a caul about his face.
doesn't mean that the person doesn't care about him.
Maybe for the first time in my life, I'm not.
- [crowd] Yes! - Let me ask you this question.
all you got to do, if you want to feel loved,
No, no, no, no, sir.
Oh, people,
It's French for ice tea.
My dad used to lift weights.
Because that's what you got to watch out for.
[Will] Wait a minute, reverend.
No, Jane, he's trying to restrict trade.
Whoa! Gee, Lowell, you could have at least bought me dinner first.
...Cathy.
Section five, row A is the glitter jeans. Remember glitter jeans?
[applause]
♪ 'Cause you helped me be strong ♪
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
but they don't fool anyone.
My mother taught me never to settle.
♪ But with you I belong ♪
Views of Central Park, even from the bathroom.
If you knew that, you'd still have a wife
hungry for whiskey or money or food.
and until now, it's been great.
Look, no new permits until the plants reopen
Somebody over here has just been cured of their rheumatism.
I'll bet the last time you had a man was when Nixon was in office.
Cathy. Son of a bitch.
I know there's more to life than my nine-to-five.
Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.
- We got no choice. - [man] I always have a choice.
We're gonna take a walk over to the car, sir. This way.
- Next exit, let's get off. -[man] You got it.
No! N-O.
And, let's see, we got, uh...
Praying for the Rain to Start I'm asking when is it going to Stop...
whether you got ten years or ten minutes.
Besides, wait till you see the pitch.
Now, come on up 'cause I'm working for Jesus.
or till our farmers get some rain.
♪ To walk there, you've got to have a pure heart ♪
♪ Call him up, call him up ♪
- Hey, brother, how you doin'? - Amen, brother! Amen.
I only had ten dollars in my wallet,
[Jane] Really is rain, and we'll make won't tornado.
'Course I do. You know, I got 'em.
You need a job? Now you're working for Jesus!
[coach] OK, guys, let's go.
Brother Jonas, I'm wondering,
- [laughs] I know, Jonas Junior. - Jonas!
That's right. You can get caught up in the frills of life,
Have faith in Jesus! Thank you, Jesus!
Gidget goes Dust Bowl. Fine. Have your little secret.
Relax Pathos isn't contagious
- [cheering] - Amen!
And after I talk to her, I'm gonna go up on the weekend and see her.
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
[Jane laughs]
It's not really me you're mad at.
♪ 'Cause the devil will drag you under ♪
- The what? - [laughter]
[woman] Frequency of names.
That was just about the best day of your life, wasn't it?
Come on, close 'em. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Pucker up.
it makes all the difference in the world.
Before I can do any healin' at all,
- is some kind of holy town. - [cheering]
Section two, the blue-haired lady. She's got arthritis.
♪ And told I'm no good ♪
But there can be no price on salvation.
- Close your eyes. - They were closed.
- As in my grandmother. - Not for a second.
And if God's wisdom is proven to you,
I wonder what brought him to the service of our Lord?