Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You ever think about settling down?
My mother taught me never to settle.
And after I talk to her, I'm gonna go up on the weekend and see her.
That's incredible! Section one, pink mumu.
Now, come on up 'cause I'm working for Jesus.
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
If you knew that, you'd still have a wife
[Will] Wait a minute, reverend.
[coach] OK, guys, let's go.
Section five, row A is the glitter jeans. Remember glitter jeans?
City poop
♪ Destroyed the devil's plan ♪
Section two, the blue-haired lady. She's got arthritis.
I never knew a problem a little Chuck Berry couldn't solve.
But there can be no price on salvation.
A sinner of such monumental proportions,
'Course I do. You know, I got 'em.
- What's his name? - Well, he's real smart
and until now, it's been great.
I'm here man-to-man.
Will you see that they get it?
- As in my grandmother. - Not for a second.
My dad used to lift weights.
- Next exit, let's get off. -[man] You got it.
That was just about the best day of your life, wasn't it?
Oh, people,
[applause]
No, Jane, he's trying to restrict trade.
...Cathy.
♪ 'Cause the devil will drag you under ♪
it makes all the difference in the world.
♪ Call him up, call him up ♪
- [cheering] - Amen!
- Close your eyes. - They were closed.
with a caul about his face.
Relax Pathos isn't contagious
I'll bet the last time you had a man was when Nixon was in office.
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
but they don't fool anyone.
Praying for the Rain to Start I'm asking when is it going to Stop...
♪ Jesus, man of Galilee He walked across the sea ♪
Before you leave with your hard-earned money in those buckets,
Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.
Hey, rev. Lookin' for some souls to save?
Twelve towns, same situation within 40 minutes by car,
I only had ten dollars in my wallet,
That's right. You can get caught up in the frills of life,
Look, no new permits until the plants reopen
[Jane laughs]
Maybe for the first time in my life, I'm not.
You need a job? Now you're working for Jesus!
And if God's wisdom is proven to you,
I wonder what brought him to the service of our Lord?
Gidget goes Dust Bowl. Fine. Have your little secret.
No! N-O.
- The what? - [laughter]
I got to talk to these people.
Have faith in Jesus! Thank you, Jesus!
- is some kind of holy town. - [cheering]
[woman] Frequency of names.
No, no, no, no, sir.
♪ I been misunderstood ♪
♪ 'Cause you helped me be strong ♪
Brother Jonas, I'm wondering,
And, let's see, we got, uh...
That's some plain talk, Will, so I'll give you a little in return.
this year's crops'll fail too, so we can use that, put it right in.
- We got no choice. - [man] I always have a choice.
Before I can do any healin' at all,
Because that's what you got to watch out for.
A lot of people tried to do that, but they couldn't.
[Jane] Really is rain, and we'll make won't tornado.
It's not really me you're mad at.
Whoa! Gee, Lowell, you could have at least bought me dinner first.
Risking your life for minimum wage?
and a world-class doctor.
doesn't mean that the person doesn't care about him.
♪ Are you ready? Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
whether you got ten years or ten minutes.
Cathy. Son of a bitch.
- [crowd] Yes! - Let me ask you this question.
all you got to do, if you want to feel loved,
♪ To walk there, you've got to have a pure heart ♪
or till our farmers get some rain.
hungry for whiskey or money or food.
God bless you, Kate, that's the idea.
You're worried about your little girl, aren't you?
I know there's more to life than my nine-to-five.
- [laughs] I know, Jonas Junior. - Jonas!
♪ But with you I belong ♪
It's French for ice tea.
Somebody over here has just been cured of their rheumatism.
Come on, close 'em. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Pucker up.
Besides, wait till you see the pitch.
We're gonna take a walk over to the car, sir. This way.
♪ And told I'm no good ♪
Well, get the strength in your life.
Views of Central Park, even from the bathroom.
And I say to you tonight, if you want to give up the bottle,
- Hey, brother, how you doin'? - Amen, brother! Amen.