Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

we're gonna be all over every television station in the country.

His sainted mother took him out shopping one day.

Oh, these for me?

You've been on the road too long. I'll tell you what.

Ah. There you are. Ooh, nice suit.

Those Are The Appalachian Mountains! Those Things Run From Miles! !

- I'm Jonas. - Hi.

- if they think I got a year's salary on my wrist. - Come on.

He's got 80 yards of electrified fence just spittin' distance to the house.

[Will] You feeling better now?

Welcome to the kingdom of heaven.

using my little brother to get me into bed.

You want to know what every man, woman and child in this tent wants to know.

I'm not asking you to pay for this

would return ten good deeds unto you? Would you believe me?

Come on, Hoov. Come on, man. Goose 'em.

I'm all done in from the service of the Lord.

Well, what do you think?

If you're still driving that beat-up pickup,

Ah! Ooh! Ooh! [laughs] Just kidding.

What it does to you, and what you do back.

And the motel guy told me if they don't get rain by this weekend,

then go ahead, tip the dancing bear.

and if you ever sat through church, you know that's better.

And, wait a minute...

I don't think I got any more healing power left in me tonight.

See, Marva, nothing has value without salvation.

My sister thinks you're a fake.

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

- We can't take the chance. - Yeah.

- ♪ The Lord is ♪ - ♪ The Lord is ♪

and you put him in some fancy clothes.

♪ Lord, you've got to keep on ♪

I need a sign of your faith.

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

[crowd murmuring]

Praise Jesus! Praise his name! Praise the Lord! Praise Jesus!

Utahns Praying for the rain to start... I'm asking when is it going to Stop...

Oh, no. I understand, sheriff.

It's just something I got to do.

[man] This is gonna be good. This is gonna be real good.

♪ I feel a healing coming on ♪

- Who, me? - Yes, sir.

♪ Walking, walking ♪

You wouldn't mind?

And if he doesn't do it, then you win the pot.

So guess what my phrase is?

Look, I run a show here. It's a lot of smoke and noise,

- is the faith. - [cheering]

♪ I been misunderstood ♪

I convinced him it was in his best interest to open late.

you, too, can be saved.

'Cause the Lord knows you still have doubt in your hearts.

[Jane] How about that ruby ring?

♪ Talking, singing, shouting Walking, talking, singing ♪

and Jonas has to work them into his sermon.

- Damn it, Erica, hand that gun over to me. - You were so sure you held

They can't afford to feed their families.

♪ I been misunderstood ♪

How I live my life is none of your business. Now, what do you want from me?

What is it, brother? Come on up here, don't be shy.

- He's got a cold reading. Ten dollar ante, who's in? - I'm with my boss.

I just bet he did. Go right ahead. We're clean. Go on.

- Thank you, Jesus. - [choir singing]

just dying to take on some bush-league badge

I don't know, must be your money.

- Please forgive me. - Jesus forgives you! Now say, Hallelujah.

Yeah. They sure are.

♪ Blessed be the ones who thirst ♪

- [laughs] - They like me.

What'd the doctors tell you?

Faith that his woman loves what's in his soul,

Everybody's a loser one of these days.

This man's question is really important.

♪ Walking ♪

Concentrate on your game, Boyd.

♪ Ready as I can be ♪

Mr. Nightengale. I'm so glad I caught you.

- [man] He's a fake! - Ain't no way he's a man of God.

- You have anything like that, rev? - Something I've gotta do?

But, uh, what about towns like this that really need me?

- Yes, reverend. - Stand up, darling.

When I got a phone right there on that bus.

You stand up and say, Thank you, Jesus.

- What's going on? - Turn me on.

The drunk driving in Atlanta, remember?

to remind me that he is searching for some special people

You have any towels?

Well, I say love never starteth!

- This lady needs a job, reverend. - You need a job?

Um, I want to know when you plan to leave town.

♪ I been washed up I been put down ♪

I wonder, since you came so far, would you like to have it?

Eloquent as always.

I've never seen a room so full of God.

- Yeah. - What's happening?

No, it... it's not that.

Fine. You want to believe that?

♪ Since you came along ♪

Folks have lost their jobs, their land.

Hallelujah! Another miracle! Hallelujah!