Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How I live my life is none of your business. Now, what do you want from me?

- Yeah. - What's happening?

I wonder, since you came so far, would you like to have it?

- [laughs] - They like me.

Oh, these for me?

Well, what do you think?

and you put him in some fancy clothes.

He's got 80 yards of electrified fence just spittin' distance to the house.

Eloquent as always.

Hallelujah! Another miracle! Hallelujah!

Um, I want to know when you plan to leave town.

just dying to take on some bush-league badge

His sainted mother took him out shopping one day.

- You have anything like that, rev? - Something I've gotta do?

Folks have lost their jobs, their land.

See, Marva, nothing has value without salvation.

And if he doesn't do it, then you win the pot.

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

They can't afford to feed their families.

And the motel guy told me if they don't get rain by this weekend,

♪ Talking, singing, shouting Walking, talking, singing ♪

If you're still driving that beat-up pickup,

- if they think I got a year's salary on my wrist. - Come on.

Ah! Ooh! Ooh! [laughs] Just kidding.

- ♪ The Lord is ♪ - ♪ The Lord is ♪

- I'm Jonas. - Hi.

Oh, no. I understand, sheriff.

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

Ah. There you are. Ooh, nice suit.

You stand up and say, Thank you, Jesus.

you, too, can be saved.

[crowd murmuring]

Utahns Praying for the rain to start... I'm asking when is it going to Stop...

Praise Jesus! Praise his name! Praise the Lord! Praise Jesus!

I don't know, must be your money.

[Will] You feeling better now?

♪ Since you came along ♪

You wouldn't mind?

we're gonna be all over every television station in the country.

♪ Blessed be the ones who thirst ♪

Come on, Hoov. Come on, man. Goose 'em.

- is the faith. - [cheering]

[man] This is gonna be good. This is gonna be real good.

- We can't take the chance. - Yeah.

- Please forgive me. - Jesus forgives you! Now say, Hallelujah.

This man's question is really important.

I'm all done in from the service of the Lord.

using my little brother to get me into bed.

I convinced him it was in his best interest to open late.

Look, I run a show here. It's a lot of smoke and noise,

I'm not asking you to pay for this

And, wait a minute...

I've never seen a room so full of God.

What'd the doctors tell you?

to remind me that he is searching for some special people

♪ Walking ♪

So guess what my phrase is?

What it does to you, and what you do back.

- Damn it, Erica, hand that gun over to me. - You were so sure you held

I just bet he did. Go right ahead. We're clean. Go on.

Yeah. They sure are.

♪ Lord, you've got to keep on ♪

- Yes, reverend. - Stand up, darling.

- [man] He's a fake! - Ain't no way he's a man of God.

Welcome to the kingdom of heaven.

♪ I been washed up I been put down ♪

It's just something I got to do.

Everybody's a loser one of these days.

- This lady needs a job, reverend. - You need a job?

♪ Ready as I can be ♪

The drunk driving in Atlanta, remember?

Those Are The Appalachian Mountains! Those Things Run From Miles! !

I don't think I got any more healing power left in me tonight.

and if you ever sat through church, you know that's better.

You have any towels?

You want to know what every man, woman and child in this tent wants to know.

- What's going on? - Turn me on.

But, uh, what about towns like this that really need me?

Faith that his woman loves what's in his soul,

would return ten good deeds unto you? Would you believe me?

My sister thinks you're a fake.

Concentrate on your game, Boyd.

No, it... it's not that.

[Jane] How about that ruby ring?

'Cause the Lord knows you still have doubt in your hearts.

- He's got a cold reading. Ten dollar ante, who's in? - I'm with my boss.

When I got a phone right there on that bus.

♪ I been misunderstood ♪

♪ I feel a healing coming on ♪

then go ahead, tip the dancing bear.

♪ I been misunderstood ♪

- Who, me? - Yes, sir.

You've been on the road too long. I'll tell you what.

and Jonas has to work them into his sermon.

- Thank you, Jesus. - [choir singing]

♪ Walking, walking ♪

Fine. You want to believe that?

I need a sign of your faith.

What is it, brother? Come on up here, don't be shy.

Mr. Nightengale. I'm so glad I caught you.

Well, I say love never starteth!