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I'll be back in a bit.
[laughs] You try it and you're toast.
Take it down just a minute, Angels.
I'll walk if it's God's will.
♪ My Jesus is on the mainline ♪
♪ To walk there, you've got to have a pure heart ♪
- He was state champion. - That's great, comrade. You gonna compete?
[indistinct chatter]
- Yes, I do. - What's your name?
♪ The spirit will set you free ♪
Besides, she's warming up. I can tell.
fancy summer camp all her friends went to.
Oh, wow! You just really don't give a shit
♪ There's a change in my life ♪
Jane?
You still don't care who you hurt.
♪ Paradise by the dashboard light ♪
- Are you ready for the truth? - [cheering]
[all clamoring]
- Hey, how's it going? - [man] OK.
Then he ran away to begin a life of crime,
Come on, Emma. Come on. Show me the power of the Lord.
[knocking on door]
says his wound had miraculously healed by morning.
Prepare to receive your miracle!
Ho, it's a miracle! Hallelujah! It's a miracle!
Anybody come in here? Maybe switch crucifixes?
not just a trucker, Janey, a drunken trucker.
It's broken.
♪ Call him up, call him up Tell him what you want ♪
[Jonas] Nothing, and I'm using all my A material.
[laughs]
Thank you, Jerry Joe. Thank you.
- Oh, yeah, help me, Lord. - [Tiny] This guy's got trouble with his neighbors.
“Yakity-yak god talks back”
Sometimes, they don't feel it at first.
Doctors did all they could.
[cheering]
Now, I look at you hiding out in that diner,
Truck's blowing smoke, man.
♪ The spirit will set you free ♪
Sadie, if you put in 20, you take out 20. Jake, you put in ten, take out ten.
Everybody had to come up with some ridiculous word or phrase,
What started arriving? I don't see anything.
The doctors have nothing to do with my leg.
[crowd murmuring]
Smart girl.
[Jonas] We are going to pass among you.
Watch.
[Jane] Yeah. I guess I just needed to be alone.
Do you always jog in a cowboy hat like that?
[cheering]
Listen, Braverman, I got a room full of New York lawyers
Like you, Brother Will. I know you have doubts,
All of you. I see your town and I know what you're going through.
In Jesus' holy name.
[Jonas mutters]
I'm not asking you to pay for the word of God.
Children? Hmm.
- [crowd murmuring] - But, if you think this money's
I'm gonna ask you one more time, sir.
- [Hoover] Great, man. - Holy shit.
Seat them in the back so it's harder for 'em to get on stage.
[laughs] Can't stand the heat, huh?
- And I need 20 guys for four days. - Great, 26 percent.
At first, it was a curse,
♪ But now I found you ♪
[laughter]
[crowd continues chanting] One more! One more!
Of course, the big question on everyone's mind is...
where they take delinquents out to the woods
Oh, no. I drove 30 miles to be here.
What is rain, anyway?
- Praise the Lord. - Yes, sir.
- [woman] What's a cold reading? - [woman 2] Shh. Listen.
♪ Running on the king's highway ♪
Pick it up, pick it up.
the harsh word from a loved one,
- You here alone? - No. I'm here with my mom,
♪ The Lord is my light ♪
♪ 'Cause the devil will drag you under ♪