Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Where you headed? - Pensacola, Florida.
No, kid, I stick with what I want to do.
So I'm here, brothers and sisters, to remind you
and it's strictly for the suckers.
We don't get a replacement part until Tuesday.
♪ And a heart gets weary ♪
Praise the Lord!
♪ The spirit will set you free ♪
You know who I'm talking about, Lowell.
♪ Are you ready? Are you ready? ♪
- Oh, ye of little faith. - [laughter]
The way you smiled at her the night of the prom.
- Me? - You, brother, feel the power of the Lord!
All right, we got to get back to that old-time religion.
And when I say salvation, I'm talking about the only thing in this world that matters.
That's funny, I thought they were just good friends.
Yes! Yes!
- Whose is this? - That's mine.
They started arriving last week.
Come right on in. Hi, how are you?
Souls, that is.
- We could use a break anyways. - You gonna get one.
- the white shirt, back problem. - And you, sir.
It's a miracle! Dance, Emma, dance!
Hey, Marva, can I have athй glacй?
- so you have to figure. - Jane, I gotta get you a man.
♪ Walking, walking Singing, shouting ♪
All before the age of 18.
Yeah, well... [laughs] I'm an easy consort.
or maybe you don't, and you kick yourself.
Ooh. Jonas, your spies are slipping. I was out till two.
Thank you.
It's burgers tonight.
- ♪ Ready as I can be ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
Lying, huh? Your personal area of expertise?
Because of the fear.
throwing his past up in his face.
- Somebody say, Amen! - [crowd] Amen!
No, no, no, no. My mom is ma'am.
♪ No one can walk there You've got to have a pure heart ♪
What's the matter? Something got you down all of a sudden?
Brother Will!
Hallelujah! Praise Jesus! You are a slave in the spirit.
Only one thing.
♪ Sit down Sit down ♪
- Jack from Neptune! - Come on, come on!
- [Hoover] Hello, Leon. - What do you think?
- and grand theft auto. - [crowd groaning]
I've never seen such a demonstration of the Lord's plenty.
[laughs]
You look gorgeous.
Be strong in the Lord and in the power of his might.
Here?
Trick is not acting like a loser.
[laughing] Oh!
not by a man with a .357 Magnum,
So they tell me.
♪ Tell him what you want ♪
♪ I been lonely I been cheated ♪
- Aileen Wuornos. - [man 2] How many victims?
All right, I got to talk to these people just a sec.
Watch.
- Go ahead and make your move. - Hey, kid, what do you think I just did?
♪ Restored sight to the blind ♪
[moaning]
[cheering]
But never have I seen anything like this.
Knock yourself out.
and I have danced with the demon Satan.
Why aren't you out signing autographs or dancing?
There's not enough rope in Kansas to hang this boy.
- Get up, get up! - Thank you, Jesus.
♪ That's the moment I woke up ♪
This better be good.
Don't you think I know what time it is? I've been driving all night.
Oh, this room is burning up with the fever of the Lord!
- Amen! - [crowd shouting]
All right. What if I told you that one good deed
I told you I had a job to do.
Look, kid.
Bless you.
doctors, therapy, everything, that's great.
Well, it's been a really long day. Can I buy you a beer?
but my wife Kate made me give it all.
I tell you what. I sink this one, you guys come to the revival meeting tonight?
He says God has forgiven him,
what are friends for?
Receive his holy name.
Tambourines, T-shirts, bumper stickers, Bibles.
And I know she misses the way you protected her. Made her feel like a princess.
I just feel bad is all. These people are so broke.
♪ Came and washed me overboard ♪
Something happened. I don't know what it is, but it happened.
- He put it in the water! - Just like it was baptized.
Celebrate the Lord, brother! Celebrate the Lord.
Leave? A couple of days, I guess.
♪ When it doesn't belong ♪
- How fast was I going? - Eighty in a 55.
Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey. Jonas Nightengale.
Yeah, maybe, but that's not why you're late.