Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, what's up?
- Maybe I'll call her tonight. - Tonight.
- Come on up. - Come right in.
Claire de lune,
I've got someone here who says he can help.
♪ Walking on that king's highway ♪
[knocking]
[man] Tambourines, T-shirts, bumper stickers, Bibles.
Brother, you drove her away.
trying to destroy a human being is another.
you come and celebrate your faith along with your neighbor.
You believe in the power of the Lord.
He was afraid his business would fail.
- One of. - Sure it was.
So I'll see you then.
still had that spark in your eye.
♪ Are you ready? Are you ready? ♪
That's not true. My talent is telling people the truth.
What do you like, this or this?
Will, what's that guy from the sanitation department's name?
This is for that unfortunate family.
[Hoover] All I know is that by this time tomorrow afternoon,
I need to know you're on the side of the Lord.
Nice to see you.
Holy name of Jesus. Praise his name.
- Preacher, he's got a sore neck. - Receive the anointing
You say, Is there one among you who is pure of heart?
♪ And as I sank ♪
- Boss, you all right? - Of course I'm all right.
[Erica] Not until I've had a very good explanation.
Your husband's been out of work for, what, six months?
Unless you kill me.
[laughs]
That's great. I'm gonna run.
I know we made a lot of money this way,
♪ Well, Jesus is on the mainline ♪
Seriously. Phil? Oh, I called him Frank.
- and maybe I can help you with your problem. - Oh, heavens, it's not me.
- used against you in a court of law. - By decade, by religion.
Tell him five shills is enough. He ought to get out of there.
♪ For whom shall I be ♪
Gee, I wish I could, ma'am, 'cause I know how Jesus loves to rock.
Four days later, he's there, waiting.
- What can I say, man? - Just say, Thank you, Jesus!
♪ He said, Greater than this you shall do ♪
[Will] Ramsey, you were watching the tent last night.
- What a shit hole. - Well this was your choice, Einstein, so live with it.
I've been had, that's what happened. I've been hustled.
Look what I brought you. They say it's the best in town.
- [all shouting] - That is the word of God!
[laughing] Oh!
Don't take it personally, boss.
- [cheering] - If there's any doubt in your hearts,
- You tell her I'm gonna kill her. - You're meat, baby.
- Whoa. Really? - License and registration.
- Ain't they beautiful? - Oh!
You give me the permit, or I dial 212.
Your truck broke down and you're looking to cash in.
Maybe we could even get him to reenact it.
I used to jog in my boots.
to God's own penthouse in the sky.
Not the cops. You can always get around the cops.
Yeah, and I pumped the Grange ladies for who's been sleeping around.
won't you tell me what question burns inside this woman's heart?
22 percent farm foreclosure on account of five years of dry weather.
is gonna do it for you, that's for sure.
Why won't you leave me alone?
[crowd yelling]
What are you talking about? I don't see anything.
- Years. - Well, God's gonna make a miracle for you tonight.
Always look better than they do, Jane.
- Don't mention that she's knocked up, all right? - I'll be good.
[woman screams] The sign of the cross!
- And I say not one! - [Boyd] Rev?
♪ Talking, walking Singing, shouting ♪
♪ Walking on the king's highway ♪
and pointing a rifle off the book depository, it wouldn't surprise me.
I learned hard crime and I served hard time.
Jonas Nightengale,
♪ I was on the boat to heaven ♪
I believe in life.
- Oh, come on, Janey. - No.
lots of people singing. So come on down,
I'm hearing the voice of angels, Jane.
- It happened to me, too! - Me, too! I got 40!
Hey!
I'm a law abiding citizen, just like yourself.
are the genuine article.
♪ You got to call him up and tell him what you want ♪
You, sir. Come up on stage and be cured of your gambling.
- Richest family in town, the Rayloves. - Rayloves?
Let's see what we got.
- What's the date? - Uh, two... Hey, it's a small town.
- Someone could notice that. - True. It pisses off the law
- [cheering] - I believe, brother. I believe!
I don't believe I defended you.
- The Lord is the strength! - [music plays]
Our brother's worried how long he has to go.
I've been widowed now about a year.
[clears throat] Guy in cowboy hat says he loves Jesus.
[woman] Hallelujah!
You know how to play this, Jane. Just watch your step.
but a cop who plays violin, what was that?
[music begins]
- [cheering] - Say, Thank you, Jesus.
♪ Ready as I can be ♪
You know, Georgette,
- [cheering] - [laughter]
Oh, yeah?
- Median family income, 21,000, but that was two years ago. - Cute?
- ♪ Tell him ♪ - ♪ Call him up and tell him what you want ♪
And I say the only thing the meek can count on