Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So glad you could make it.
- Oh! - [Will] Hey!
I'm so sick and tired of your manipulating.
So when God's chariot arrives, you're ready to step on board!
He rests with the angels.
Pendejo de mier, me tiraste de mi supermoto
I always expect it, Janey, that's why I always win.
that just because a person didn't show up,
[cheering]
'Cause yours is the best in the county, ain't it, ma'am?
and find an answer placed there by God.
Hello, Boyd.
♪ The spirit will set you free ♪
Yeah, you go to high school here?
Oh, yeah, right. I can just see it.
Afraid his children would fall victim to foul play.
Did you study my summary on the old folks?
It's a tough policy, but it works for me.
- [gasping] - [Jane] Section three, first row,
The crew has a bet going.
- ♪ I had brought my dice along ♪ - [explosion]
[siren wailing]
- How you doin'? Come in. - [indistinct chatter]
If you're already walking with Jesus,
♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪
I heard what you said last night
We've got a 27 percent unemployment rate.
- in the holy name of Jesus! - [grunts]
- force me not to file for divorce. - [laughing]
♪ 'Cause you helped me be strong ♪
What do we got now, the Girl Scouts?
♪ Since you came along ♪
Beautiful wife, two sweet kids.
What's the deal with the cherry hat again?
A town this deep in the crapper's got nowhere to turn but God.
♪ God ♪
- Whites only. - [laughing] Get out of here.
What can Brother Jonas do for you tonight, sir?
[all continue shouting]
Sure, you did. Everybody saw it.
- Thank you, brother Lowell. - I can't thank you enough, and thanks for these.
we've got nothing to believe in.
Utahns Praying for the rain to start... I'm asking when is it going to Stop...
- [cheering] - Yo, I'm here.
- Say, Hallelujah! - [crowd] Hallelujah!
Wait'll you see this.
♪ Because you help me be strong ♪
- That sense of longing, of needing the Lord. - [Georgette] Yeah.
Thanks.
Rustwater reminds me of my own hometown.
[choir singing]
You talk to him and serve him up your best fried chicken.
Say, Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus!
- Well, ma'am, sorry about the drink, but I'm on duty. - Ma'am?
- I'll cover that. - Yo, Roger, frequency six. Check your local listings.
I want you all to know where it's going.
- [woman] What about the boy? - [man] What about Boyd?
You know, Marva, I've seen a lot of people lie to themselves,
I'm not talking about your ex-wife.
the little movie theater, the one with the real butter.
♪ Oh ♪
the dressing down for your boss,
You're not gonna need this any longer. I cast out your chains.
and bring your wife along with you. We'll see you there tonight.
[man] Absolutely.
Hearing problem.
♪ Since you came along Oh, yeah ♪
and looked up into the face of God.
Now, remember, the more you give, the more you live.
♪ But with you I belong ♪
♪ Are you ready? ♪
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
- Bless you. - Yes. Bless you. Bless you.
Come on, Will, I know you think I'm crooked, so why'd you ask me here?
...who can lead you off that crooked road? You need a real sinner, people.
Let us sell you Bibles.
can you tell me the answer to our brother's question?
- I'm bettin' with Lucille. - Praise you, Lucille.
and I'll roll you right on down there.
[woman on radio] Rumor has it that the crucifix
And the last thing I need is another snake-oil salesman
You know, you gotta pick 'em while they're ripe.
♪ I been cheated I been misunderstood ♪
but even you must believe because this boy's chances of walking are in your hands.
Well, think again, Adam Chandler.
that tonight the fate of an innocent
Up in New York, they got Broadway shows that cost
...a $2,000 hairpiece
but by The Man with the 12-gauge
Rain!
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
Now, just yesterday, the bank gave you last warning on foreclosure.
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
and they say a baby born with the caul is given the second sight.
You're a little too old to be running away with the circus, aren't you, kid?
from lowliness to holiness,
- [laughter] - Come to the tent meeting. Miracles and wonders.
[Jane] Whoa!
[Will] If I pick it too soon, it won't sweeten.
Ooh.
- Amazing! - ...make him your friend.
Yes, sir!
A woman is like a slingshot.
Come on, Emma. Walk to me, Emma.