Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...a $2,000 hairpiece
Ooh.
I heard what you said last night
♪ 'Cause you helped me be strong ♪
I'm so sick and tired of your manipulating.
and looked up into the face of God.
- in the holy name of Jesus! - [grunts]
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
You talk to him and serve him up your best fried chicken.
Come on, Emma. Walk to me, Emma.
- [laughter] - Come to the tent meeting. Miracles and wonders.
Now, just yesterday, the bank gave you last warning on foreclosure.
♪ God ♪
Sure, you did. Everybody saw it.
we've got nothing to believe in.
- I'll cover that. - Yo, Roger, frequency six. Check your local listings.
- That sense of longing, of needing the Lord. - [Georgette] Yeah.
I want you all to know where it's going.
♪ But with you I belong ♪
Oh, yeah, right. I can just see it.
What's the deal with the cherry hat again?
You're a little too old to be running away with the circus, aren't you, kid?
♪ Are you ready? ♪
What can Brother Jonas do for you tonight, sir?
Now, remember, the more you give, the more you live.
- ♪ I had brought my dice along ♪ - [explosion]
A woman is like a slingshot.
- [gasping] - [Jane] Section three, first row,
and find an answer placed there by God.
[Will] If I pick it too soon, it won't sweeten.
Pendejo de mier, me tiraste de mi supermoto
Say, Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus!
If you're already walking with Jesus,
Yes, sir!
[all continue shouting]
- Thank you, brother Lowell. - I can't thank you enough, and thanks for these.
Utahns Praying for the rain to start... I'm asking when is it going to Stop...
and they say a baby born with the caul is given the second sight.
- Say, Hallelujah! - [crowd] Hallelujah!
Beautiful wife, two sweet kids.
- [cheering] - Yo, I'm here.
can you tell me the answer to our brother's question?
and bring your wife along with you. We'll see you there tonight.
Hearing problem.
I'm not talking about your ex-wife.
Rain!
that just because a person didn't show up,
Afraid his children would fall victim to foul play.
- force me not to file for divorce. - [laughing]
- Well, ma'am, sorry about the drink, but I'm on duty. - Ma'am?
'Cause yours is the best in the county, ain't it, ma'am?
You're not gonna need this any longer. I cast out your chains.
[woman on radio] Rumor has it that the crucifix
[siren wailing]
And the last thing I need is another snake-oil salesman
♪ Since you came along ♪
It's a tough policy, but it works for me.
♪ Since you came along Oh, yeah ♪
I always expect it, Janey, that's why I always win.
So when God's chariot arrives, you're ready to step on board!
Yeah, you go to high school here?
[Jane] Whoa!
- Amazing! - ...make him your friend.
Rustwater reminds me of my own hometown.
You know, you gotta pick 'em while they're ripe.
So glad you could make it.
- [woman] What about the boy? - [man] What about Boyd?
Thanks.
Did you study my summary on the old folks?
♪ The spirit will set you free ♪
Let us sell you Bibles.
[man] Absolutely.
- I'm bettin' with Lucille. - Praise you, Lucille.
the little movie theater, the one with the real butter.
...who can lead you off that crooked road? You need a real sinner, people.
- Whites only. - [laughing] Get out of here.
but even you must believe because this boy's chances of walking are in your hands.
Wait'll you see this.
♪ I been cheated I been misunderstood ♪
Hello, Boyd.
the dressing down for your boss,
[choir singing]
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
Up in New York, they got Broadway shows that cost
and I'll roll you right on down there.
from lowliness to holiness,
The crew has a bet going.
but by The Man with the 12-gauge
♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪
He rests with the angels.
♪ Because you help me be strong ♪
[cheering]
A town this deep in the crapper's got nowhere to turn but God.
We've got a 27 percent unemployment rate.
that tonight the fate of an innocent
♪ Oh ♪
- Oh! - [Will] Hey!
- Bless you. - Yes. Bless you. Bless you.
What do we got now, the Girl Scouts?
- How you doin'? Come in. - [indistinct chatter]
Well, think again, Adam Chandler.
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
Come on, Will, I know you think I'm crooked, so why'd you ask me here?
You know, Marva, I've seen a lot of people lie to themselves,