Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nice move, kid.

♪ Ready as I can be ♪

The fear is bigger than money or real estate.

License and registration, sir.

- Just doing my job. - Yeah, I can see that.

Yeah. All the events you do sitting down.

No rich stepdaddy can give her that, Lowell.

Some would say it's an old wives' tale, the power of the caul,

- ♪ Oh, Jesus ♪ - ♪ Jesus on the mainline ♪

- Well... - I can do a lot of things. I'll earn my keep.

Receive the holy anointing of brother bobcat!!

All right, are you gonna tell me what really happened out there?

My husband couldn't handle it when they repossessed the farm.

and everywhere you go is just another hell.

But... Can I see you after the show?

Then what if I told you that one righteous day

Besides, the badge saw the setup on the bus last night.

- What are you talking about? - I got to admit, they got a great act.

I feel a healing coming on!

Too busy to sleep. Places to go and people to do.

[Jonas] Boy, your wife is some character. She was great to meet.

♪ Ready as I can be ♪

Afraid his hair would fall out and his wife would stop loving him.

- N-O. -What I do need

An oldie but goodie.

Receive the holy anointing of Jesus.

I believe things happen for a reason.

But if you haven't, you better get off your ass, 'cause nobody up there

- Come right in. - [organ music plays]

...Lowell. Let's see...

You're among friends. You want to testify?

♪ It's a highway up to heaven... ♪

You say, Love never endeth.

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

Tell you what. Keep your eye on the squirt gun, all right?

[laughs] Genius!

Testing, sibilance, one, two.

- Amen, preacher! - So he got himself a lawyer for his business,

...no one can keep you out of the kingdom of heaven.

♪ On that tiny boat to heaven ♪

[crowd cheering]

♪ People all said, Sit down ♪

Will, you've known me three days.

Jonas, I got to hand it to you. I don't know how you did it,

Sort of a Holy Grail of road pussy kind of thing?

Told him she forgot her wallet and that she'd be right back, he should wait on the corner.

but what I promise, I deliver.

- Emma. Emma Shlarpe. - Well, Emma,

Turn it loose. Let him fix it and let him in.

[shuts radio off]

Praise the Lord! It's a miracle!

♪ I've been lonely I been cheated ♪

- They couldn't wait to tell me. - Tiny, you got the smoke ready?

♪ Raised up Lazarus from the dead ♪

I don't know why my brother's walking,

relax, pathos isn't contagious!

I'm having an accessory crisis.

♪ By some chance ♪

- ♪ Tell him ♪ - ♪ Call him up and tell him what you want ♪

♪ And told I'm no good ♪

Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.

Hey, do you know what that means? We could play here all...

So come on. You can tell me the truth.

So when you say to me, Jonas, when's it gonna rain?

♪ Are you ready? ♪

And tonight, in your hour of doubt, the Lord God Almighty has spoken to me.

Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.

It's sad out there, that's all I have to say.

How's the badge taking all this, anyway?

a green light when I thought it would turn red.

I'll take that as a compliment.

and every star right in your hand.

Ooh, child, he looks nasty.

Life's too short to go without music.

The sight inside a man's soul.

[crowd gasping]

[choir chatters indistinctly]

that all your sins wrapped up in one

♪ Tell him what you want ♪

[Georgette] Yes. Yes. Mm-hmm.

about anybody or anything, do you?

who you gonna talk to?

Look, that is not one of our shills in there.

[Adam] Erica, the gun is my property, and I want it.

- Jonas, can you hear me? - That's fine.

And he wants these special people to be saved right up here on the stage with me.

You're gonna get it now.

- So you don't have a church. - I have a ministry,

♪ Great big wave ♪