Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Raised up Lazarus from the dead ♪

[Adam] Erica, the gun is my property, and I want it.

[Jonas] Boy, your wife is some character. She was great to meet.

The fear is bigger than money or real estate.

♪ I've been lonely I been cheated ♪

♪ And told I'm no good ♪

But... Can I see you after the show?

a green light when I thought it would turn red.

You're among friends. You want to testify?

No rich stepdaddy can give her that, Lowell.

but what I promise, I deliver.

- Jonas, can you hear me? - That's fine.

...no one can keep you out of the kingdom of heaven.

Sort of a Holy Grail of road pussy kind of thing?

Some would say it's an old wives' tale, the power of the caul,

You're gonna get it now.

♪ On that tiny boat to heaven ♪

♪ Ready as I can be ♪

- Just doing my job. - Yeah, I can see that.

But if you haven't, you better get off your ass, 'cause nobody up there

Yeah. All the events you do sitting down.

Testing, sibilance, one, two.

- ♪ Tell him ♪ - ♪ Call him up and tell him what you want ♪

who you gonna talk to?

♪ Tell him what you want ♪

Look, that is not one of our shills in there.

- Come right in. - [organ music plays]

- So you don't have a church. - I have a ministry,

Turn it loose. Let him fix it and let him in.

...Lowell. Let's see...

Told him she forgot her wallet and that she'd be right back, he should wait on the corner.

[shuts radio off]

I'm having an accessory crisis.

♪ People all said, Sit down ♪

- ♪ Oh, Jesus ♪ - ♪ Jesus on the mainline ♪

All right, are you gonna tell me what really happened out there?

about anybody or anything, do you?

Ooh, child, he looks nasty.

[Georgette] Yes. Yes. Mm-hmm.

I feel a healing coming on!

- Emma. Emma Shlarpe. - Well, Emma,

So when you say to me, Jonas, when's it gonna rain?

Receive the holy anointing of brother bobcat!!

Hey, do you know what that means? We could play here all...

♪ By some chance ♪

[crowd cheering]

My husband couldn't handle it when they repossessed the farm.

How's the badge taking all this, anyway?

- Amen, preacher! - So he got himself a lawyer for his business,

Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.

- What are you talking about? - I got to admit, they got a great act.

And he wants these special people to be saved right up here on the stage with me.

- N-O. -What I do need

- Well... - I can do a lot of things. I'll earn my keep.

License and registration, sir.

♪ Ready as I can be ♪

I believe things happen for a reason.

- They couldn't wait to tell me. - Tiny, you got the smoke ready?

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

♪ Are you ready? ♪

♪ Great big wave ♪

Too busy to sleep. Places to go and people to do.

and everywhere you go is just another hell.

♪ It's a highway up to heaven... ♪

Nice move, kid.

Besides, the badge saw the setup on the bus last night.

Tell you what. Keep your eye on the squirt gun, all right?

[choir chatters indistinctly]

that all your sins wrapped up in one

Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.

I'll take that as a compliment.

and every star right in your hand.

[laughs] Genius!

Praise the Lord! It's a miracle!

I don't know why my brother's walking,

Then what if I told you that one righteous day

The sight inside a man's soul.

An oldie but goodie.

It's sad out there, that's all I have to say.

You say, Love never endeth.

Receive the holy anointing of Jesus.

Afraid his hair would fall out and his wife would stop loving him.

Will, you've known me three days.

relax, pathos isn't contagious!

[crowd gasping]

Jonas, I got to hand it to you. I don't know how you did it,

Life's too short to go without music.

So come on. You can tell me the truth.

And tonight, in your hour of doubt, the Lord God Almighty has spoken to me.