Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll take the diet plate, please.
Well, maybe I am, and maybe I'm not.
Gee, Gidge, you feel bad for the poor people, but you want to keep their money.
[choir vocalizing]
♪ The Lord is the strength of my life ♪
Wow, nice room.
Two chilies. Hold the onions.
Some pale-skinned virgin priest?
If I leave it on the stock too long, it rots on the way to market.
Never been there.
I found a breeder in Clydedale.
Anyway... [continues indistinct]
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. Take it down just a second.
You heard? Little lovers' tiff?
Places to go, people to rip off.
I just want to know how come you gave up.
- I assume his parents died. - His parents?
- Goodbye, Jane. - Goodbye, Will.
three! Gone.
- Ah! - [applause]
OK. You ready to check your receiver?
A playing card. My only royal flush. Signed by Shorty Caswell.
sixty-five dollars a pop just to walk in the door.
Well, I... I wanted to know if I could go with you.
Why don't you try a laying on hands?
Why'd you make so many suckers?
Sir, put your hands on the bus, feet apart.
See how this feels.
but soon I discovered the blessing of my birth.
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
Tell me, do most of the cops fall for your act?
It's like she's got fuming down to an art.
Fishing cap, section four, row F.
Well, all my life, I've been different.
Whoo-hooo!
You know it looks better on me.
♪ It's a highway up to heaven ♪
♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪
all you got to do, if you want to feel faith,
that's going on out there. It seems sometimes
Shit! Shit!
Take a look at what just walked in.
Doing your job is one thing,
or else those yokels would have torn it down.
- Good night, folks! - [boy] Good night, sir.
Let Jesus fix it, brother. Hey, somebody run! Somebody run!
all you got to do, all you got to do,
♪ I been misunderstood ♪
Well, I know how it feels to see old man Raylove driving around town
Touch Jesus! Reach up and touch Jesus!
Aluminum siding.
Come on, Jonas.
So the cops lug him off to Our Mother of Neglect,
Uh, electric fence.
[whinnies]
And if you want to give up womanizing, who you gonna talk to?
Look, um, Will said he's got a surprise for you.
Yes. That trick's worth it, though.
but if she catches me talking to you... I gotta go, OK?
Sweet, tender caresses of the Lord.
- ♪ Shouting ♪ - ♪ Shouting ♪
[man] Gives you a warm feeling, like a pot belly stove.
[Jane] Same section, yellow shirt, hearing problem.
Everyone you meet is just another sinner,
[Jonas] Local law. The Attack of the Puny Brains.
- I sure am. - He's building a fence, gonna harm your kids, right?
[reporters clamoring]
- [Jonas] OK, try me. - [Jane] All right.
And now let's go give some empty lives a little meaning.
But this morning, I had 30 dollars in my wallet.
Well, let me tell you something,
Do a good thing. Pack it up.
and it's been pretty hard putting food on the table.
Let's see, we've had the fire department, we've had the sanitation department.
- Sit down here, baby. - [indistinct chatter]
Souvenir. It was someone I once knew.
- Do it. - You're a genius, man!
[Matt] You give that kid a haircut
So they sure can't afford a con man like you.
Guys.
- You pick him. - You finished?
♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪
Set up. We'll play here.
And you, sir, in the yellow shirt, come on up on stage.
[siren wailing]
♪ And I said to myself Sit down ♪
Kansas radio. When the going gets tough,
Is it the sweet nectar your crops are craving? Is it tears of joy?
where for five years he waits for her, still believing she's going to come and get him.
Oh, I'm feeling the power tonight! I'm feeling the power!
♪ It's a highway up to heaven ♪
- [crowd murmuring] - Now what was it, you ask, made me different?
[Jonas] Well, hallelujah! It's a miracle! We got to turn it loose, Bruce,
- Praise the Lord, brother. - [Jonas] People, the Lord spoke to me tonight
♪ I said to myself, Sit down ♪
[baby crying]
- I'm just greasing the wheels. - Till one in the morning? That's a lot of grease.
Hey, Tony, I'm dressing.
Have you read it? OK, we're gonna go over it again, OK?