Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

where for five years he waits for her, still believing she's going to come and get him.
- I sure am. - He's building a fence, gonna harm your kids, right?
sixty-five dollars a pop just to walk in the door.
Is it the sweet nectar your crops are craving? Is it tears of joy?
- I'm just greasing the wheels. - Till one in the morning? That's a lot of grease.
Guys.
Two chilies. Hold the onions.
And now let's go give some empty lives a little meaning.
Sir, put your hands on the bus, feet apart.
OK. You ready to check your receiver?
♪ And I said to myself Sit down ♪
[man] Gives you a warm feeling, like a pot belly stove.
- Sit down here, baby. - [indistinct chatter]
But this morning, I had 30 dollars in my wallet.
Doing your job is one thing,
but if she catches me talking to you... I gotta go, OK?
It's like she's got fuming down to an art.
So the cops lug him off to Our Mother of Neglect,
You know it looks better on me.
Set up. We'll play here.
Places to go, people to rip off.
Oh, I'm feeling the power tonight! I'm feeling the power!
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
Well, maybe I am, and maybe I'm not.
Gee, Gidge, you feel bad for the poor people, but you want to keep their money.
And you, sir, in the yellow shirt, come on up on stage.
- [crowd murmuring] - Now what was it, you ask, made me different?
Uh, electric fence.
Whoo-hooo!
Some pale-skinned virgin priest?
♪ It's a highway up to heaven ♪
I'll take the diet plate, please.
Souvenir. It was someone I once knew.
Well, I know how it feels to see old man Raylove driving around town
- [Jonas] OK, try me. - [Jane] All right.
Why don't you try a laying on hands?
[reporters clamoring]
Sweet, tender caresses of the Lord.
Anyway... [continues indistinct]
You heard? Little lovers' tiff?
♪ The Lord is the strength of my life ♪
that's going on out there. It seems sometimes
Never been there.
Fishing cap, section four, row F.
See how this feels.
Have you read it? OK, we're gonna go over it again, OK?
- ♪ Shouting ♪ - ♪ Shouting ♪
or else those yokels would have torn it down.
[whinnies]
- Good night, folks! - [boy] Good night, sir.
[baby crying]
- Goodbye, Jane. - Goodbye, Will.
If I leave it on the stock too long, it rots on the way to market.
- Do it. - You're a genius, man!
all you got to do, all you got to do,
[Jane] Same section, yellow shirt, hearing problem.
Shit! Shit!
Well, let me tell you something,
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. Take it down just a second.
Hey, Tony, I'm dressing.
Do a good thing. Pack it up.
Touch Jesus! Reach up and touch Jesus!
Yes. That trick's worth it, though.
- Ah! - [applause]
all you got to do, if you want to feel faith,
- You pick him. - You finished?
[Matt] You give that kid a haircut
Why'd you make so many suckers?
I just want to know how come you gave up.
And if you want to give up womanizing, who you gonna talk to?
[Jonas] Well, hallelujah! It's a miracle! We got to turn it loose, Bruce,
Well, all my life, I've been different.
Tell me, do most of the cops fall for your act?
Wow, nice room.
A playing card. My only royal flush. Signed by Shorty Caswell.
So they sure can't afford a con man like you.
Look, um, Will said he's got a surprise for you.
I found a breeder in Clydedale.
but soon I discovered the blessing of my birth.
Well, I... I wanted to know if I could go with you.
Everyone you meet is just another sinner,
Kansas radio. When the going gets tough,
three! Gone.
♪ I been misunderstood ♪
♪ I said to myself, Sit down ♪
[choir vocalizing]
Aluminum siding.
[siren wailing]
[Jonas] Local law. The Attack of the Puny Brains.
♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪
Let Jesus fix it, brother. Hey, somebody run! Somebody run!
Come on, Jonas.
- I assume his parents died. - His parents?
and it's been pretty hard putting food on the table.
Take a look at what just walked in.
Let's see, we've had the fire department, we've had the sanitation department.
♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪
- Praise the Lord, brother. - [Jonas] People, the Lord spoke to me tonight
♪ It's a highway up to heaven ♪