Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dolores, you are such a bone-hound.
[Jane] Girl in glitter jeans is pregnant.
Hey, rev. Hey, rev, what about me?
- a guard for his babies... - Hallelujah!
- Arthritis in the shoulders, preacher. - Arthritis in your shoulders?
- The Lord is your strength! - [music plays]
[choir continues singing]
is the genuine article. And you, kid,
- [woman] Come on. -I'm talking about...
The reverend has just arrived.
And that's why if Jonas was wearing pantyhose
- [cheering] - Say, Thank you, Jesus!
Praise God. Praise God. Praise God.
[man] Amen.
if he can walk that straight, righteous path,
- [man] He see you? - [driver] I don't think so.
You ought to see the money coming in. It's through the roof, man.
- What's he doing? - Going too far, as usual. Big surprise.
You say, The meek shall inherit the earth.
- [crowd] Hallelujah! - Lookin' good, Jo Jo.
Receive a fresh anointing! Watch out, I'm vibrating!
Whew! I'm feelin'... I'm feelin' something tonight.
You'll get it when I die.
No, sir. Not a soul.
♪ Hallelujah Hallelujah ♪
in his fancy car, all the while thinking,
Believe in the Lord and cure your backaches!
The waitress and Tiny Tim. That story about the trucker,
- Are you ready for the word? - [cheering]
I see him in your eyes! I feel him beating in your hearts!
Take it from me, babe, you can't have it both ways.
But I'm telling you, this is different.
eating macaroni helper and day-old bread,
And I, Jonas Nightengale, will not be burned!
Listen, kid, God doesn't have a trucker's license.
♪ Call him up and tell him what you want ♪
Tambourines, T-shirts, bumper stickers, Bibles.
rests in the heart of a cynic.
I have a great seat right down in front of the preacher for you.
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
I always say, The best way to forget your own troubles
and he asks you to do the same.
♪ Ready Ready ♪
What do you think, you were chosen to suffer?
Now, stand up and tell me if I'm hearing the Lord right.
You never did.
Plant the twenties before they leave.
Because God don't want no doubt money, no!
[music stops]
Well, maybe I can fix it.
What's the matter? You seem down.
Someday, you may want to slow down.
But send a miracle through my hands to help my sister Emma.
- Praise the Lord. - For the Israelites, he parted the sea.
You have the right to remain silent.
- Damn, this was a new shirt. - Have you tried turpentine?
The closest he ever came to a church was The Mary and Joseph Orphanage,
Are you saying you think you're a fake?
In the book of Psalms, the 27th chapter reads as thus:
Sister, you're suffering deeply.
You can call me Jane.
- [crowd cheers] - Fall into Jesus.
And he's coming through me special delivery! Hallelujah!
What's a girl to do?
All right, it's about time for a miracle!
Well, it's a much better view, and this ol' chair
I've been face down in the gutter,
♪ Yes, sir ♪
Then some rich asshole takes not only your wife,
- [crowd murmuring] - I hung out in bars.
the Lord is speaking to me right now.
She wants to know if there's gonna be a twister at her son's home in Wilmington.
in the service of the Lord would return your money ten-fold? Would you believe me?
And I am going to reach deep inside mine
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
Do you know how he landed in that orphanage?
- Jonas! He's a good boy, too. - He's great.
I'm a quick study.
With it, I've seen a mute sing Hallelujah
You got to have it or you can't get healed.
Uh, sorry, kid, I gotta go.
Because you lost the one person who really loved you.
Right you are, Sadie, you need all the help you can get. And you, too, Jake.
- Details, the mark of a great con. - Forget it, Jonas.
Sheriff Braverman sent me to check for violations.
- [cheering] - Are you ready for a miracle?
♪ On the king's highway ♪
♪ Are you ready? ♪
Ancillaries have had massive layoffs and the banks report
gonna be standing on the sidewalk in front of the diner.
Do you or do you not have the documents?
it's how to spot the genuine article.
♪ And blessed be the meek ♪
♪ Walking, talking Singing, shouting ♪
beautiful music, no.
Come on, preacher. Come on!
- [laughter] - What's going on?
Where is she sitting? Oh. Town's small, Jonas.
Never underestimate the power of belief, boy.
Thank you, Jesus!
I want to thank you.