Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Receive a fresh anointing! Watch out, I'm vibrating!
But I'm telling you, this is different.
beautiful music, no.
- [cheering] - Say, Thank you, Jesus!
[Jane] Girl in glitter jeans is pregnant.
in the service of the Lord would return your money ten-fold? Would you believe me?
Do you or do you not have the documents?
Now, stand up and tell me if I'm hearing the Lord right.
is the genuine article. And you, kid,
The waitress and Tiny Tim. That story about the trucker,
[music stops]
♪ On the king's highway ♪
In the book of Psalms, the 27th chapter reads as thus:
rests in the heart of a cynic.
And I, Jonas Nightengale, will not be burned!
Plant the twenties before they leave.
Then some rich asshole takes not only your wife,
Listen, kid, God doesn't have a trucker's license.
You ought to see the money coming in. It's through the roof, man.
Come on, preacher. Come on!
I always say, The best way to forget your own troubles
Right you are, Sadie, you need all the help you can get. And you, too, Jake.
Well, it's a much better view, and this ol' chair
What's a girl to do?
- [laughter] - What's going on?
♪ Yes, sir ♪
- Arthritis in the shoulders, preacher. - Arthritis in your shoulders?
if he can walk that straight, righteous path,
Because you lost the one person who really loved you.
With it, I've seen a mute sing Hallelujah
[man] Amen.
The closest he ever came to a church was The Mary and Joseph Orphanage,
You'll get it when I die.
- [crowd cheers] - Fall into Jesus.
You got to have it or you can't get healed.
and he asks you to do the same.
Well, maybe I can fix it.
- Are you ready for the word? - [cheering]
- [crowd murmuring] - I hung out in bars.
♪ Ready Ready ♪
♪ Are you ready? ♪
Hey, rev. Hey, rev, what about me?
Uh, sorry, kid, I gotta go.
Take it from me, babe, you can't have it both ways.
in his fancy car, all the while thinking,
She wants to know if there's gonna be a twister at her son's home in Wilmington.
Never underestimate the power of belief, boy.
eating macaroni helper and day-old bread,
- a guard for his babies... - Hallelujah!
♪ Walking, talking Singing, shouting ♪
And he's coming through me special delivery! Hallelujah!
I have a great seat right down in front of the preacher for you.
the Lord is speaking to me right now.
Do you know how he landed in that orphanage?
Where is she sitting? Oh. Town's small, Jonas.
And I am going to reach deep inside mine
Whew! I'm feelin'... I'm feelin' something tonight.
Praise God. Praise God. Praise God.
I want to thank you.
You can call me Jane.
And that's why if Jonas was wearing pantyhose
What's the matter? You seem down.
Believe in the Lord and cure your backaches!
- Praise the Lord. - For the Israelites, he parted the sea.
- What's he doing? - Going too far, as usual. Big surprise.
- [woman] Come on. -I'm talking about...
- Details, the mark of a great con. - Forget it, Jonas.
You have the right to remain silent.
Someday, you may want to slow down.
♪ And blessed be the meek ♪
Thank you, Jesus!
[choir continues singing]
Because God don't want no doubt money, no!
You say, The meek shall inherit the earth.
- [man] He see you? - [driver] I don't think so.
Ancillaries have had massive layoffs and the banks report
I'm a quick study.
The reverend has just arrived.
- The Lord is your strength! - [music plays]
- Jonas! He's a good boy, too. - He's great.
gonna be standing on the sidewalk in front of the diner.
- [cheering] - Are you ready for a miracle?
I see him in your eyes! I feel him beating in your hearts!
♪ Hallelujah Hallelujah ♪
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
Tambourines, T-shirts, bumper stickers, Bibles.
- Damn, this was a new shirt. - Have you tried turpentine?
it's how to spot the genuine article.
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
Are you saying you think you're a fake?
But send a miracle through my hands to help my sister Emma.
You never did.
What do you think, you were chosen to suffer?
No, sir. Not a soul.
Sister, you're suffering deeply.
Dolores, you are such a bone-hound.
Sheriff Braverman sent me to check for violations.
All right, it's about time for a miracle!
- [crowd] Hallelujah! - Lookin' good, Jo Jo.
I've been face down in the gutter,
♪ Call him up and tell him what you want ♪