Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ When the road gets rocky ♪

Come on up and thank the Lord for his saving!

Absolutely true.

♪ Sit down Sit down ♪

I say he can't do it. He can't do it.

But what they really need... is love.

The drug store soda fountain,

[Jane] What is he doing here?

Now, concentrate. Population, 22 something.

Well, I'll just give you your answer, sister.

[knocking on door]

♪ There's a change in my life ♪

[Angels singing]

Now, I got the fee, I'll do the paperwork.

That, and salvation.

- Somebody say, Hallelujah! - [crowd] Hallelujah!

♪ Call him up Call him up ♪

Well, let Jesus fix it. You gotta let Jesus.

So I want you to take back all your money. That's right, you heard me!

[Calvin] Then, when you said to take it back, I did that.

Here, I'll hold that for you. How are you? Good to see you.

Let's assume for a second I was what you said I was.

Take it down just a second. We got someone special here.

Well, you know what they say, The hand is quicker than the eye.

I'll have the KKK omelet.

not what's on his head!

- [laughs] - Can I read it?

We're gonna hire us a new Angel, and I don't even care if the guy can sing.

- Would you give him a message for me? - Yeah.

- Here you go. - Oh, thank you.

Oh, you should talk. Here you are consorting with the enemy.

Thirty seconds.

A magnificent sunrise,

I've got a little surprise myself.

If there's even one among you who doubts.

♪ Are you ready? ♪

- [Jane] So here we'll make such as drought. - [Jonas] All right.

- Now Sister Jane Larson is gonna pass among you... - Brother Jonas.

The problem, Jerry Joe, is, uh,

and daughter to go home to.

[indistinct chatter]

[laughs] This town is full of single women.

♪ The spirit will set you free ♪

Besides, this one was kind of cute for a change.

- Aluminum siding! - [cheering]

- [girl] You like it? - [man] Yeah.

The jails are full of stories like that.

One more show of faith. 'Cause that's what this is about. Faith.

- You're right about that. - Goddamn it, Jonas!

- Well, that's not the point. - Relax. Pathos isn't contagious.

Fall into the spirit of Jesus Christ!

'cause his faith wasn't strong enough.

to stand against the wiles of the devil!

In an isolated cabin, deep in the Appalachian Mountains,

then and only then may you support this ministry.

- Yes, sir. - Come on, people.

♪ Tell me, are you ready? ♪

Without it, you've got nothing.

Why don't you tell him to go kick some shit.

[both laughing]

[♪ Don Henley:Sit Down You're Rockin' The Boat]

Jonas, why don't you just give this to me already.

Hoov, where are you?

♪ Walking on the king's highway ♪

OK, first female serial killer?

The biggest power, the biggest man with the plan.

♪ walking, walking, singing Shouting ♪

Hold it, kid. I had nothing to do with you walking.

I hear Satan knocking, but he can't come in.

Well, sorry, Will, I don't do slow.

The Lord is my light and my salvation. Of whom shall I fear?

back with the same mate, year after year.

♪ Sit down Sit down ♪

- Yeah. - I bet they do.

I ever tell you I was East Coast Chess Champion 1971?

I'm not the one giving out free samples.

OK, I got the Wellesley decal thing, I got the wedding band,

Well, make sure somebody hits him up personally, all right?

- Someone who's never touched a drop? - [crowd] No!

You can't keep a Great Dane on a bus, Jane.

- [door slams] - And right.

First moment, you wonder, Can I touch them?

- Emma Shlarpe. - Emma, how long you had trouble with your bones?

- The Lord is my strength! - [music plays]

'Cause you owe me that drink, Will.

And he made a donation. Unbelievable.

Then do it, let him fix it, let him in.

[thunder rumbles]

[Jonas] Come on, Janey, wake up, baby.

Jonas, don't you have something to do? Get on the bus!