Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Somebody say, Hallelujah! - [crowd] Hallelujah!

♪ There's a change in my life ♪

[Angels singing]

And he made a donation. Unbelievable.

Hoov, where are you?

♪ Tell me, are you ready? ♪

♪ Sit down Sit down ♪

- You're right about that. - Goddamn it, Jonas!

- Well, that's not the point. - Relax. Pathos isn't contagious.

First moment, you wonder, Can I touch them?

Well, I'll just give you your answer, sister.

Without it, you've got nothing.

Let's assume for a second I was what you said I was.

♪ walking, walking, singing Shouting ♪

'Cause you owe me that drink, Will.

[knocking on door]

Besides, this one was kind of cute for a change.

Fall into the spirit of Jesus Christ!

A magnificent sunrise,

You can't keep a Great Dane on a bus, Jane.

[Jane] What is he doing here?

[Calvin] Then, when you said to take it back, I did that.

♪ Call him up Call him up ♪

Thirty seconds.

- Yeah. - I bet they do.

OK, I got the Wellesley decal thing, I got the wedding band,

- Yes, sir. - Come on, people.

Well, make sure somebody hits him up personally, all right?

- [Jane] So here we'll make such as drought. - [Jonas] All right.

♪ Walking on the king's highway ♪

[laughs] This town is full of single women.

- [door slams] - And right.

Come on up and thank the Lord for his saving!

Jonas, don't you have something to do? Get on the bus!

[Jonas] Come on, Janey, wake up, baby.

Well, let Jesus fix it. You gotta let Jesus.

then and only then may you support this ministry.

Hold it, kid. I had nothing to do with you walking.

Why don't you tell him to go kick some shit.

- Emma Shlarpe. - Emma, how long you had trouble with your bones?

to stand against the wiles of the devil!

I ever tell you I was East Coast Chess Champion 1971?

back with the same mate, year after year.

I'm not the one giving out free samples.

I say he can't do it. He can't do it.

♪ The spirit will set you free ♪

Take it down just a second. We got someone special here.

OK, first female serial killer?

The biggest power, the biggest man with the plan.

Now, I got the fee, I'll do the paperwork.

Jonas, why don't you just give this to me already.

The Lord is my light and my salvation. Of whom shall I fear?

♪ Are you ready? ♪

Well, sorry, Will, I don't do slow.

In an isolated cabin, deep in the Appalachian Mountains,

If there's even one among you who doubts.

Then do it, let him fix it, let him in.

[♪ Don Henley:Sit Down You're Rockin' The Boat]

and daughter to go home to.

I've got a little surprise myself.

Oh, you should talk. Here you are consorting with the enemy.

The problem, Jerry Joe, is, uh,

The drug store soda fountain,

That, and salvation.

The jails are full of stories like that.

Here, I'll hold that for you. How are you? Good to see you.

I hear Satan knocking, but he can't come in.

- Aluminum siding! - [cheering]

'cause his faith wasn't strong enough.

- Here you go. - Oh, thank you.

Absolutely true.

Now, concentrate. Population, 22 something.

One more show of faith. 'Cause that's what this is about. Faith.

We're gonna hire us a new Angel, and I don't even care if the guy can sing.

- Someone who's never touched a drop? - [crowd] No!

♪ When the road gets rocky ♪

♪ Sit down Sit down ♪

[thunder rumbles]

- [girl] You like it? - [man] Yeah.

- The Lord is my strength! - [music plays]

I'll have the KKK omelet.

- Now Sister Jane Larson is gonna pass among you... - Brother Jonas.

- [laughs] - Can I read it?

[indistinct chatter]

not what's on his head!

- Would you give him a message for me? - Yeah.

[both laughing]

But what they really need... is love.

So I want you to take back all your money. That's right, you heard me!

Well, you know what they say, The hand is quicker than the eye.