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[ Breathing heavily ]
♪♪
Do I have to go in to work?
She's 4 days old.
What?
Ben: We covered the bases
Hi.
On Saturday, there was a blizzard.
♪♪
Hey, look, I'm -- I'm -- I'm sorry.
Why not? Because we're fully capable
literally shooting up in your own firehouse.
Can I help?
Couldn't stand up to a lady?
'cause you're such a good guy.
[ Equipment rustling ]
Right?
[ Both groan ]
[ Waves crashing in distance ]
[Chuckling] so, you know, I just felt like
[ Shouting continues ]
Absolutely not.
Please. Hey, please, please, please, please, please, please.
You were good at almost everything...
every single one of my decisions,
If you want, we can take TBD to the park or something.
Keep it cool until we get the phone line up.
I wanted her to know you,
Tell her to look me up when she's 16 or 17
Everyone else, pull hose line for foam.
No. Do you?
You -- You are not gone.
No. [ Snickers ]
Could blow if the temp hits 500 degrees.
♪ ...I thought I saw you try ♪
And Claire is gone, my friend.
I'd never delivered a baby before. Right.
so I brought you lasagna.
Anytime, sir.
My nose is broken. My nose is still broken.
♪♪
I'll know more once we open him up.
Down.
I need to get out of here.
Almost there.
Disagree.
Tell her I know myself too well.
to the honorary physician.
♪♪
You take the top corner,
♪ Quit all that ♪
Sorry about before, okay?
And this one is important --
Say "labia."
People may die.
When I look at you, I see my wife.
[ Gasps ]
[ Whimpers ]
we're fighting a losing battle!
[ Monitor chirps, alarm stops ]
Actually, definitely not.
and I want to make a difference.
Do I need to suspend you both?
Seriously, though, are you okay?
I have a prescription for the medication.
You're on desk duty now.
[ Sniffles ]
That I'll leave you in some burning building
[ Speaking Spanish ] Looking forward to working with you. I hear good things.