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I haven't had time to look for a new place.
I'm trying it out. I find with the ladies,
Just kiss me.
All right, Mrs Carlson, the surgeon
between a doctor on call
The coil didn't complete its revolution.
But do me a favour and leave my sleeping pills out
Why not crash with us until you find a place?
- Did I fall asleep? - Yes.
Oh, hell, yeah.
The trick is to not let it beat you.
You could take over the master bathroom.
Come on, I'm sure you'll find a roommate
in case when I get home I wanna take 300 of 'em? OK, bye.
- It's the giant boobs. - Have you seen them lately?
I stopped taking my dad's money, I can't pay the bills,
who's a "clean, non-smoking vegetarian
PO. Peace out.
It's the right thing to do.
Ha! I put those flyers up and nobody wants me to live with them.
the monster's always gonna be there.
in the next five seconds.
Thatta girl.