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This is your new home.
We're doing this dog a huge favour.
No! We are not watching sonic. The series! We are watching the magic school bus! Okay. Federico!
Happy, pappy?
We went to the same place.
I'm just curious!
So?
Three hours of sleep because of that dog.
No, the queen is old-fashioned. Likes to stay home, cook.
Stop texting me!
We're like children. We're not men. No, we're not. We're not men.
We've been worried sick about you.
Well, I had a very interesting lunch with George Costanza today.
I lost my voice just screaming at this thing.
- Hey. - Hey.
Oh, The Muted Heart. Glenn Close, Sally Field. That should be good.
You're gonna rub out the top Contributor!?
Therapists Having A Mid-Career Crisis about progress notes
Congratulations!
You thought I was gonna get married?
I can't, Jerry. I'm sworn to secrecy.
We went to the same place.
What took you so long?
Me too.
- Really? - Yes.
Well I tell time by the sun
We come from the same place
- Oh, my God! - I asked her to get married.
Yeah.
We come from the same place.
This is like Pearl Harbor or the Kennedy assassination.
Who is it?
Now the dog is prancing in the fields, dancing and prancing.
Made a trade with me!
...but things are happening? - Well...
Well, we were having dinner, and she's got the strangest habit.
That's pretty sick.
She wants to talk to you.
Remember Susan, the one that used to work for NBC?
Well, maybe not married, but...
To a woman?
- Bark! - Bark!