Sabre - The Office [S06E15]

Michael handles more of the big picture stuff,

Manual. Manuel who?

I'm Jolene Bennett, Jo for short. I'm a breast cancer survivor,

Just choosing seats, not getting married. Chop, chop, little onion.

Which type ain't you ain't? Y'all come back now.

those who ain't and those who are knee-high on a grasshopper.

You gotta do something, man. You can't just sit there.

Smeagol was corrupted and became Gollum.

It's ants on a log. Michael would always have me bring them in at 2:30

You can't give me gravy and tell me it's jelly, 'cause gravy ain't sweet.

but here it takes two men to do one job,

It's just a farty dirt-patch.

I'm just expecting a nose bleed.

She bought us sight unseen, like a mail-order bride,

and we're going to start selling printers.

Don't try to cut my throat.

"Yours in professionalism, Nard Dog."

Hello, Vancouver, this is Michael Scott

You know, we really don't announce out loud our sales that much.

Oh, he is. He's the co-manager. That's the other co-manager.

Two guys doing one job?

Who's hungry?

Because, well, Jim, where I'm from, there are two types of folk,

Jo: Two guys doing one job? We gotta do something about that!

Each of you is doing half a job.