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I got a drop tonight.
I'm a cop--
Drinking bumpers, smoking blunts,
Hot!
-And you felt alarmed, I suppose, is why you called us.
But the catholic school is right there.
-Sheriff's department.
-What do you mean?
-Look at you, asking questions.
-Have you had to do that recently?
-Yellow, red.
-I don't want you to press charges,
-Nice germans.
-Oh.
Because when I answered the door,
-Thanks for the loaner.
-Yeah.
-Oh!
-You just solicited a sexual act--
But he was...You guys have holsters and things.
-Oh, my god.
You know who camps?
-No way.
She wants it."
And it was out of the ordinary.
I like pussy.
At reno therapeutic massage and spa.
-Ok.
-Kiss junior if you're not a lesbian.
How do you say "freeze" in espanol?
You know what?
-Freeze.
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-$5.00 for the taco.
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Oh, god.