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- if we sold the house soon... - Mmhmm.
Yeah, that's brutal.
And I think you're singing Hanukkah.
Let me guess, uh, the first question.
except for, like, your pony tail's longer.
- No, it's okay. - Sit down.
- Excuse me. - Well, yeah. I mean I...
- eat in it. - Sleep in it.
to cut things up with exclamation points
but I need all three of my babies close, close, close.
I think I ended up wasting
No, no, no, it's not the cock ring.
♪ Vitzi vanu I'hdlich ner shel shabbat ♪
- Yeah. - In Real Simple? What is that?
You have books in you, young lady.
Can I get in there
Actually, no, really, he's...
Sleepaway camp for cross-dressers.
- So take the next step. - I can't get away for a week.
anything beyond their own understanding, okay?
- You're gonna leave me here? - Mm-hmm.
Oh, there's that tone.
to change slaves into free people.
- Yeah. - It's great.
- kind of fun, right? - Yeah.
Just tell... I tell... I tell Shelly that
in a uterus-shaped spaceship.
Loom!
I am going to a conference and I just go...
Can I go to the bathroom?
- Oh, continue. What? - Shh.
- Yay. - And grandpa now dresses as a woman.
I... if I do...
I mean, that's awesome.
How'd he get a cold? Did somebody give you a cold?
Someone in this room give you a cold?
Well, Zacky's got a cold, so...
Can I have a drumroll, please?
Is grandpa magic?