Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And that's when I knew that Jodie Foster was gay,

You know, like an Olympic athlete.

Go, go, go, go!

Get to work on those tapes, guys!

You're pitching, and your best friend is on third,

I don't have time for this.

And it's not bad if you don't mind the occasional wig hair.

but her parents are getting a divorce...

What was the bear wearing?!

I'm the only girl who goes to my barber.

And that's when I knew that Jodie Foster was gay, because that would've really impressed me.

I just don't have the range for it.

next to a bucket of my own urine.

Everything I believe in is right here in magenta and white.

This guy wants someone to come to his apartment

♪ To sell quilts ♪

I was hired by someone named Paige to put some furniture together.

Hold your horses, Xan.

pretending to be a doctor.

to lure Irish children into their factories.

Hey, forget about that.

Oh, my God, you bought it!

You actually did a non-lame thing.

Her? She's not my friend.

♪ A toaster that understands love ♪

because the government is controlling their brains

I know the rules don't apply to you, Xan,

I'm signing you up for TaskRabbit.

I just do not care about politics, Gordy.

Then a soft-serve chocolate ice cream emoji,

Are these people Crank Yankers?

"Baby It's Cold Outside" is a Christmas song

But no, 'cause all Voorheeses go to Columbia,

Was I talking to you, glasses?

for this project.

Where are you even from, sir?

♪ It's a miracle ♪