Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I want to help, but I can't buy you alcohol.

The thing she wants you to put together is over there.

would not give me the answer that I want.

Ms. Kaushtupper, are you finished?

Look, I signed up yesterday, and I've been raking in cash.

a word of advice:

♪ I love dogs and California ♪

♪ Well, you don't need to swear To have a fun rap ♪

Hold them tight.

like Robert Langdon in The Da Vinci Code.

Hey! Don't tell me what to do!

I'm gonna talk our way out of this.

telling us what we need.

Like a middle-aged lady sitting on a dryer at a singing laundromat!

I am sick and tired of you rich pricks coming in here

I bet. This place is all that...

♪ These are some things I never seen in a room... ♪

♪ Welcome to the singing laundromat ♪

and I will still be a tired gay black man living in a sideways tugboat.

'cause I am allowed to field questions from my constituents,

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪

So maybe we're not so different.

For those times when you're sleepy and don't want to be,

Using a toilet is how corporations collect our DNA.

Is it your pants?

If you use your imagination,

This boy's got some opiiin....yuns.

Oh, hey, um, there's, like, a movie in the lounge later.

but aren't we all privileged in one way or another?

So, how about instead,

What just happened?

No, they're precious, and it's scary putting them out there.

And anonymous sexual encounters are an important strand

when, like most Americans,

so I'm just gonna go ahead and say, "Banana."

♪ Shirts off, shades on Smash Mouth on the stereo ♪

What... what's the problem?

So you're worse than a rich prick.

What's happening, do you think?

♪ Every Jew got an e-mail that mornin' ♪

in your sexual tapestry.

I'd watch The Robin Byrd Show and...

I mean, right now, I'm standing

I got a task too.

Everybody already hates me here.

♪ But the boobs in California ♪

But that song changed my mind.

I'm calling Dean Cain,

Oh, we already have some pretty epic plans tonight.