Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

is Mr. Kurt Hummel.

that they're brutally honest.

♪ I know you read the paper, the one that they call a queen ♪

have me feeling better in no time,

self-righteous Lima Rachel on steroids.

No one thinks "diva" and pictures me.

♪ All my ladies get it up ♪

I've dealt with a lot worse

since Kurt challenged Rachel,

♪ Make no mistake

♪ I'm a, I'm a, a diva, I'm a, I'm a, a diva ♪

NYADA's fight club,

That's what being a diva's all about.

Okay, Rachel, truth time.

And I also know that you dropped out of school.

Take that back.

You have to come with.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

This is a once-in-a lifetime opportunity.

I wanted to save my dad the embarrassment

Bring him home #bringelliotthome

Let's face facts.

for the rest of the time that they're at NYADA,

♪ I told you, give me a minute and I'll be right back ♪

♪ Let him live

for you to go through,

I mean, Sam's most redeeming quality

♪ I like it ♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me ♪

♪ A real good time

♪ Oh, Nutbush

and you know that's the best thing for her.

And plus, I'd be close to Brittany.

I'm sorry. I hated it there.

who are like you, who appreciate you?

♪ I'm hung up on you

who can always cheer me up.

♪ You have to watch

Now, the song you will be competing with

and then we can begin the long, slow process

the epic diva that is Ms. Tina Cohen-Chang.

♪ No time to hesitate

Look at Lucy Liu,

I'm gonna have to beat Kurt.

Okay, so if I'm gonna win this Midnight Madness thing,

and whenever I cancel too late with her,

don't come crawling back to me.

I'm... I'm taken.

of Funny Girl is finally happening this season.

♪ Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah ♪

This is not a performance.

but singing instead of punching.

♪ And I'm done

Hey, Bling-bling.

At school she eschews my company

Thanks, Miss Pillsbury.