Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What the hell are you doing here, worm boy?
Yeah, every Saturday night, you'd be like, "Flush me, Jay. Flush me."
Mysteries in History, with your host, Peter Graves.
May I have your attention please? Timesheets are due now
Now.
Larry? That's my man, Jeff.
the Light will leave the third planet and be back home.
Is that decaf? Sorry.
We are who we are,
ALL HAIL RAIST LIN
Jay Jay All hail Jay !
yes beryl boozookerette? what do you want? i want to do some aynagjaling in ao nang.
Boy, move.
I should take advice on love from a dude that chases his own ass?
nick saban V coach prime
A two-headed guy and a woman. Caucasian?
The airlines black out holidays. It's a conspiracy, I'm sure, I mean...
Okay! Let's make it happen, cap'n!
Still a rookie.
Remove the arm. Okay.
A group of Zarthans made the journey,
Come on, man! Damn!
Your mentor, the guy who taught you everything you know.
What? Still sitting shiva? Want my advice?
Ever feel like you're alone in the universe?
I never got the updated software. Still working off the 6.0.
Oh, good and gentle townfolk of Locker C-18,
Again.
You ever heard of James Edwards? No.
You never sent it off the planet.
Do you remember me?
Just go, I'll be fine!
They're suspended for stealing from duty-free shop.
When she feels like a dominatrix
Name and planet of origin?
1978. Devastating war of Zartha had raged on for 50 years.
You're nothing special.
It's all stopped up. You're gonna have to pee in the sin...
Maybe I could buy you a cup of coffee?
Might I suggest a bigger gun?
Excuse me.
Okay, homey, I keep it downstairs next to the snow blowers.
Now we don't know if it's on Earth or not.
All is lost
Alien prisoners released, armed and ready for your orders.
there's nothing we can do about it.
Serleena. Old girlfriend? She wishes.
I never worked in a funeral home. Something I can do for you, slick?
Everyday grad fart poop peas and diarrhea fucken horrible Ew
What you remember is you used to drive that old, busted jawn.
You took me here so I wouldn't make a scene.
frank.just be cool dog
Lockdown.
ALL HAIL RAY STÉ LIN
Your favorite weapon.
Whoever brings Kay to me gets Earth.
The Zarthans came to Earth to hide the Light from Serleena.
And if no one knows he exists, how can anyone ever love him?
Old and Busted New Hotness
Kay, for real, man. Open the damn locker.
Oh, merciful Jay, the keeper of... Come on.
Full perimeter wipe-down, right here, right now.
You're acting like a rookie . Splitting wigs and stepping on caps.
Even if I did, if it doesn't work, he dies, you blow my head off.
Oh yummy Someone I need to eat
All hail jean! all hail jean
i hate that Bonniegamer888 2.0
Bad. Very bad.
What happened? Bro, guess.
I hate that.
We need the deneuralyzer.
Too bad you wiped out his memory of it.
It was night.
Positive. I gave the order. My best agent carried it out.
old busted hotness
A source of power so awesome, it alone
It's because y'all don't listen! You're ignorant!
wggwwg hshss
The most feared human in the universe.
You need soup
Ex girlfriend who is horny and wants sex
My business is banging, dog.
Pardot Campaign Monitor
Does that come standard? It came with a black dude,
Alright, bro, alright alright alright. Bro, I'm not gonna keep guessing all day, bro, what is it? Alright, bro, listen. Somebody threw a mini fridge at the back of your mom's neck, bro.
It came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.
Maybe landed in Chicago. Ha-ha-ha.
Actually, it's not skin. It's a protoplasma polymer similar to the chemical makeup of the gum you find in baseball cards.
Kid? Yeah.
What's the book say? We're off book. I say split some wigs.
Fresh out.
have sex durex