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Come here!
How are you gonna fix this now?
Maybe we could... take turns?
-Wait, six months? -There we go.
Maybe eat it with your eyes closed.
so... we're gonna need more than one shuttle.
♪ (MINIMALIST MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
But also, uh, get me 500 rescue shuttles.
I can't help noticing that you have a very special way
AUTOMATED VOICE: Passengers on the bridge.
Okay, I should go. Bye-bye for now, Susan.
Yeah, just you and me, Billie.
SUSAN: If he wants 500 ships,
It looks like a human anus.
before I finish yelling at you, you mother-effing C-sucker!
but we do need a few crew members
-Suck on that, NASA! -(RAV MULCLAIR CHUCKLES)
Okay. Well, this is classic passenger liaison, Karen.
No, this is tomato juice.
You know what? You need to shut up!
But I thought you were flying the ship.
-to three years and six months. -No!
No, it's not. It's not a real th-- I made that up.
(YELLING) Goddamnit Iris! Stop being so negative!
Billie, this is the greatest crew in the galaxy.
You're gonna number-fuck us, aren't you?
at the vision of you being stuck to a pillow.
it's just that Judd wanted hot crew,
I need a new course back to Earth. Anybody.
Give me one of those.
Yeah.
Curious. This... This is just a little porny.
The lady at the nursery, she called my son a pig.
Oh, Stan, our husband's in space.
not some crappy piano that plays itself.
I only have a couple more years before everything falls apart...
Does anybody here know what the fuck they're doing?
I'm pretending to be a captain to another lot of people.
Ah, you see? How could you not know?
You can't say "yep." This isn't a time for "yep."
So then, Earth and the rescue shuttle
I can't do this anymo--
Done what-- what have you done? I don't really--