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or did you destroy Earth?
for our housekeeping staff and action will be taken.
There's been a surge in complaints about towels.
And eventually, they caved.
Maybe I'd change my jeans
Hey, man. Uh... Captain.
Relax.
Not yet, okay?
Well, your housekeeper just put an asshole on our bed.
-CRIS: Oh! There he is. -There she is!
We're flying safe, Cap.
What? What does that mean? So you're an actor. Yeah?
Yes, so close and yet, absolutely nowhere near.
I feel you're attacking me!
I have exciting news.
IRIS: We need more money than there is money--
Let's keep our eyes on the prize.
You know what's not enchanting? Your huckleberry tone.
Oh, okay. Right, in the last ten seconds,
-Yes! Three and a half years! -Okay.
Let's keep our eyes on the prize.
that is absolutely exquisite.
-Well, baby, you were on fire. -Oh, come on.
I'm pretending to be American to one lot of people.
I don't even know how it goes up and down.
Uh. (CLEARS THROAT) We head downwards, uh, through, um...
'Cause if so, get that stuff away from me.
Six months extra journey time.
Oh, Captain, we have a laundry issue.
Oh, big fat Buddha.
You know, given the... and I say,
-So, all you can do is-- -Yeah, there is a skill to it.
What?
(ENGLISH ACCENT) Oh, do we?
So, I look him in the eye, best I can.
Um... He ordered the omelet with a sausage on the side.
They're not a set of keys, you fucking psychopath.
They gotta be sad looking and non-union.
I did three years' training as an actor.