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Since Amy's a neuroscientist,
and we throw a party for all the people
and I've been really happy.
since she's been working, like, 17 hours a day.
I decided I was being selfish.
so whatever you got me, you can return.
(sighs)
and just pile-drive you into oblivion.
Fine, you win. You're a bitch.
Maybe if you did what you said
"Sheldon Cooper,
I want you to have it.
So let's give ourselves a break.
Well...
Oh, son of a bitch.
I seriously doubt he was bitten by a Chinese bird spider.
What do you mean, why? It's Valentine's Day.
♪ We built the Wall ♪ We built the pyramids ♪
Yeah, yeah, I know.
I think I'll keep it for myself.
who don't have dates?
But she's got Google Maps on her phone.
No, I just thought it would be...
and enjoy our Valentine's Day?
Stop ruining Valentine's Day and order my pizza.
So how about this?
This is about $2,000.
It's too late. I call dibs.
Oh, you caught that, did you?
Glaringly obvious. Go on.
Caltech University employee information"?
All right.
that anyone's ever given me.
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