Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

An enemy deserves no mercy. What is the problem, Mr. Diaz?
- There's a girl at school. - She hot?
Strike here, you could severely damage his trachea.
(SIGHS) Wish you were here to give me
some of that Miyagi wisdom right now.
Probably just making fun of me.
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with your daughter.
You know, I dodged the wrong way, and I caught an elbow.
that guy from my high school whose car I fixed for free?
I feel like I haven't seen her all summer.
(WEAKLY) There's no problem, Sensei.
Get your house in order, LaRusso.
Hyah!
- Mm-hmm. - Hey, where's Samantha?
Ye kon hai ve Pta nhi
No, you like fish.
Texting.
So am I going to get the karate pajamas, too...
Wow, Johnny Lawrence calling someone else an asshole.
Uh, okay.
We do whatever it takes to win!
Speaking of wrong, check out Fug-lisha.
- It's Sensei. - Miguel, shut up.
Where the hell is that garbage coming from?
Don't tell me you have a girlfriend.
Didn't lose a single point my junior year.
you need to open.
If you're not aggressive, then you're being a pussy,
This place needs a lot of work.
Why can't she be at robot camp with Aisha?
Why don't you check out that magician over there?
- Oh, she's... she's... - She's with her grandma.
Everything falls apart.
She looks like she ate a picnic table.
Take that first lesson.
It's not like Samantha.
Wait, so I have to do all this crap before I even open?