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All right, put my kid on the phone.
Let's take a walk, we'll get a couple of sodas.
You know what?
how about we invite him over for dinner on Friday?
I need one of you bitches
(GUNFIRE, SCREAMING ON TABLET)
That's rich, man.
We aren't done.
♪ ♪
Don't try to play dad now. You're a pathetic loser.
You want all the girls to think you're a wangless dork?
after you make contact, all right?
You hit a deer?
No mercy.
Neither do I.
Oh, uh, my guidance counselor says that certain words
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The vice principal at North Hills High.
I have you listed as an emergency contact
L'm at peace with my depression.
Okay, yeah, sorry. Okay.
♪ ♪
Oh, my God, you guys.
Believe me, girls can be really cruel.
Big surprise. All right, look...
(GRUNTS)
And after you're done with that,
- Yeah. - (ELECTRONIC MUSIC ON PHONE)
ALL: Yes, Sensei!
Yeah, well, if you don't make a move,
This one over here's been behind the wheel
The yanagi, or yanagi ba, depending on the region,
♪ ♪
From that meth-head zombie? If I hadn't gunned it,
- What the... - Hyah!
Strike here, you break his teeth.
L'm ready for your lame-ass karate this time.
and in this strip mall, I see that he's got...
Yeah, good luck with that.
Uh, are you sure you
♪ ♪
- That's me, sorry, yeah. - You hear that?
Last thing I need to be is suicidal.
- Great. - Later, LaRussos.
This isn't an exercise studio.
God, I love this sport.
I don't like these new friends.