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you're never going to have a shot with her.
What are you going to do?
Oh, I never, uh, really knew my dad, so...
- Uh, yes, Sensei. - Good.
Is that how you hurt your hand, too?
It's like ever since that dojo opened, you've been off.
Look at you huh I love you brother. You motherfucker.
and give me 50 push-ups on your knuckles.
From now on, you won't listen to your guidance counselor.
(LAUGHS)
And I think Sam is really cool, too.
It's not lame-ass karate.
Maybe more than a little, okay?
L'm sorry, Sensei.
Deal.
Nah, l'm good.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Perfect.
All right, you could play that game anywhere.
Because you can stop your training right now
The famous...
No, that's just an illegal I picked up this morning.
Cobra "Kay."
Irvine, I think.
- Yes, sir? - You will always address me
Yeah, something like that. Get over here, you.
♪ ♪
What do you mea...
He's a man of few words.
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
(GRUNTS)
Ah! Daddy!
That is so wrong.
How is your car still not ready?
all month, going back and forth to robot camp.
and you can walk outside and let the whole world
And do that one on your hands and knees.
The lunge...
Not on my watch.
Nothing, l'm fine.
- I just wanted to say... - No, look, Dad...
So there was a fight.
needed to open up an exercise studio.
(CHUCKLES) That was my mom, actually.
My job is just to make sure this place is up to code.
All right, you have a picture in your mind?
(GROOVY MUSIC)
And Kyler's been eye-banging you all day.
(UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
of strangers in the backyard making a mess?
Beware of the spinning hug move!
Is that some chick he's hooking up with?