Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, yeah, fish sticks are dope.

Oh, yeah, all the time. We hang out after school.

JOHNNY: All right, no, no, no, no, no.

- I did it! - Good job, kiddo.

You see that guy over there

Get some Guns N' Roses or something.

Like you're one to talk.

LaRusso ponzu toro.

So you can leave your asthma and your peanut allergies

Look, I remember what is was like

Uh, no, just this fresh fish I picked up

Eli here is the homecoming king.

(DEAN MARTIN'S "AIN'T THAT A KICK IN THE HEAD?")

See where that gets you with your relationship

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

♪ My life is gonna be beautiful ♪

So how'd it go?

Lately I can't get her to call my mom,

(DOOR BELLS JINGLE)

Um, I think maybe I should keep trying his mother.

But I haven't taught you the third lesson of Cobra Kai.

(GUNFIRE, SCREAMING ON TABLET)

This guy was the biggest bully in my high school,

Mercy is for the weak.

Listen, I know a thing or two about cruel, okay?

And listen, I never liked sushi when I was your age either.

Striking first is the initial step towards victory.

Yeah, what about your dad?

we'd be chained up in his basement right now.

Yeah, what's that supposed to mean?

This isn't 20 questions. Get back to scrubbing.

(SNIFFS) Wait, where did everybody go?

All right, great, there's a bar right over there.

And the next thing we know, he busts some karate.

♪ How lucky can one guy be? ♪

- (TOILET FLUSHES) - Whoo!

is a knife used exclusively for cutting sashimi.

♪ It's just like the fella said ♪

You want to flush your life down the toilet?

L'll drop in next week for another inspection.

Get your house in order, Shane

Yeah, right. Like this'll ever be over.

Cobra Kai isn't just about karate.