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[happy groaning]
And now, O captain, my captain, Homer Simpson.
as bad as they are on that mountain,
Yeah.
hasn't turned your brain to mulch,
-[suppressed laughter] -Can you excuse us?
[chuckles] Blasphemy.
it breaks every value I have.
Someone's got cell service.
[voice fading] Why am I talking like this?
[Homer] Hey, someone's cooking.
I'm alive! I'm alive! I'm alive!
I've got a new end for your eulogy:
Take a look.
A guy coming back from the dead!
[chuckles]
Some of these we had even before the crash.
You ever call me again. you little puke,
[chuckling]
Then why did you become one?
My bald, beautiful boy.
What are you saying?
I mean, seriously?
You're the better man, Ned.
Bart, they say a kid is only as happy
I've never known such luxury.
Homer, if the high altitude
-[gasping] -Anybody else holding out on anything?
Strike.