Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just give him this so he's mine.
Set the edge to running!
Listen, Colonel, with that accent, the only thing you can deliver is a bucket of fried chicken.
That'll give us time to get our weapons and join them.
No, thank you.
We'd be at once if we could do it again!
Nothing doing, it's going to be you.
Yes, I'm ready.
Get into your uniform.
Oh, I hear either answer it or shoot it.
I'm gonna capture that rascal!
With his brains, the Yankees will promote him to a major by sundown.
Oh, my baby.
Perish the thought.
What time is it, Jethro?
Well, come on, everybody.
Don't you worry.
You're in for it now.
The only way I can explain it is that he was smoking Virginia tobaccy and drinking Tennessee whiskey.
Granny, I got the stock bed and watered it.
Go back to bed.
General Ulysses S. Grant.
Mr. Drysdale!
Alcohol is a dandy and a sifting, especially when it's applied internally.
Hillbilly, that is.
Billy Wayne Beauregard.