Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

FoolishMortal01! He's been... Murdered!!!
Toby determined, Gravity Falls gossiper.
You love Bruce Springsteen? I sure do.
Hey, there, fellow restaurant patron!
You're Watching The Simpsons On Fox You're Watching Gravity Falls On Disney XD
What happened to my parlor?!
My men have examined the evidence,
Shandra Jimenez, a real reporter.
Aw. You sneeze like a kitten.
Hmm. Hey, Dipper,
Aaaah!
That's it! Mabel, you and me are going to find the jerk who did this
Got the fake I.D.'s?
Yo-kay, or, ya know, something else,
cardboard cut-out of female news reporter Shandra Jimenez!
But... but it has to be him! Check the ax for fingerprints.
Aaaah!!!
In your face!
Steve is going to fit an entire cantaloupe in his mouth.
On three. One, two...
would be the story that saved your failing newspaper.
And now a word from our own Mabelangelo.
Behold...
City Bo-oy! City Bo-oy!
What is this, some kind of raid?
You all know me, folks, town doll and Mr. Mystery.