Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm a war hero, and I'm Sharon Stone's cousin.
Somebody make sure she gets home safely.
I hope they take it!
The United States is changing. America is changing.
This is my neighborhood, where I'm from. I got my first bike stolen right there.
I thought you were talking about this guy named Nato.
-I can't do it. -But it's Election Day!
Bill?
This is your security director, Mr. Earl.
Ladies and gentlemen, our American children are hurting today...
We won! Aren't you happy?
When I went in there I wasn't thinking about being a hero.
You suck!
-What time is it? -I think it's a little after 7:00.
No!
If I got a good idea, it shouldn't matter what the hell I'm wearing!
When I see that, I think of our forefathers fighting to make this country what it is.
I don't think we need more gun control.
New York!
I wish it was that easy.
that will return us to an America we can be proud of.
I asked my niece the other day, "What's four plus four?" She said, "44."
...Lewis was on the scene comforting parents and students.
You can't snub the Teamsters. You want them to endorse Lewis?
Look at him now, man Ain't this great
To be the head of state
Are you getting gas? You're holding my line up.
We're gonna do it the way I want it done.
You come back. Your leg is chopped off!
If America was a car, it would be a Bentley...
But what made Elmer really mad is when Bugs Bunny kissed him.
That's what your problem is. You got to work with us.
I'll tell you about our agenda.
Kim. How is it going, honey?
Mays, darling!
-You'll be in good hands. -Pleased to meet you, sir.
And here's the bill for your car note.
We want to make sure when they get out that they stay out.
I was wondering if you find me attractive.
Everybody.
The candidates have agreed upon a short closing speech.
They shut down the whole bus line. What can he do about that?
It will make the 6:30 news if we do it now. We just have to put it out there.
I didn't come here to argue with you.
One question here.
Now, how in the hell does this guy help the party?
Geller, see if you can track down this Mays Gilliam.
You Better kOME Korrect!
Who are you voting for
who's filling in for pete evans and manu fidel? billy ray cyrus.
Bounce!
There are 250 million people out there deciding who to vote for.
Meanwhile, we steal a Big Mac with cheese...
Do you plan to support paternal leave incentives?
Help me. They locked me out of my office.
People come to me when they in trouble, like the USA.
People would be cheering if I read the recipe for corn bread.
-Go get them. -I'll see you out there.
Come on, did you hear them?
Get out of here!
Go ahead, baby brother. I got this.
And everybody loves a big-titty woman!
-Bail bondsman. -Yes, sir.
The thing to do is to set the party up for the next election.
well i shine my gayle it only i would flames to pure death i mean i would've curtained. and i felt punch but i knew the fabric i mean i had gayle cover.
What about NATO?
Throw your hands in the air
The question everyone's asking is: "Who will America vote for?"
Who the fuck You think I’m voting for
Damn it, we need that money! Why do you make everything so difficult?
He's a hero.
This is what we'll do. You ever watch Bugs Bunny?
Hi, Oprah!
Give me one good reason why I should go along with this.
Wait, come back!
Illinois!
I'm sorry, I haven't met the gentleman.
But you know and I know that you will endorse Lewis.
That shit is wrong!
Pay attention. This is going to be a class: Bullshit 101.
Who the hell is Mays Gilliam?
People are saying these ads are dirty politics. Give me a small break!
-Lisa, I need some help in here! -Will you wait a damn minute?
Mr. Vice President!
And I think you're okay.
How do you know about her?
Lisa Clark!
We have a plane waiting for us.
That's what Lewis campaign insiders are saying about the Hollywood star...
Would you like our reception to be buffet style or formal seating?
We really had a great time.
who are the backbone of this country.
I'll double-check the PA system. You'll make a brief statement at 11:00.
God bless America!
a bail bondsman from Chicago, as his running mate.
What do you have to say about your brother's controversial comments?
Just do what we say.
-But it's a Chinese food restaurant. -So, what's with the fried rice?
Need a ride home?
When it comes to creating a drug policy that makes crack and heroin...
By the way, nice suit.
Get your hand out of my pocket!
Hold that thought. We have a caller from Detroit.
Just run your race, get out there, and do what you got to do, okay?
Come on!
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Ladies and gentlemen, hold your applause, please.