Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Miss Pearl, no!
Home of the cowboys!
I'm available to you around the clock, just let me know.
Six percent are undecided, saying...
I love you so much--
Look at this! This is great!
-I can do something. -No!
-What the hell is this? -Where's Mays?
Don't get ahead of yourself.
So don't worry about Lewis, don't worry about the press...
He's avoiding me like he owes me child support.
Whose mama? Not my mama!
The better the education, they become more productive citizens.
But sometimes, you don't know if people like you for you.
Tonight, no matter what, win or lose, I want to see you.
We got nurses that work in hospitals they can't even afford to get sick in.
Thank you for inviting me to Memphis, Tennessee.
Which America?
Get your hand off my ass, boy!
I don't know. It seems like they're trying to get me.
People, Armageddon is upon us and Big Dave is scared.
My daddy got his bike stolen right there.
Why do you have to be so negative?
He doesn't know what he's gonna do
It was off the hizzle for shizzle.
friend and associate and accused drug lord, Warren Pryor.
You have no Washington experience, no political experience or connections.
Where are we going?
You didn't know the camera was on you?
So this is over. Either you put a stop to it or I will.
a black man will become President of the United States of America.
What this community needs--
"this nation will rise up...
Something's happened. We got to pack and get out of here!
next thing you know, we on Death Row!
If you work two jobs, and at the end of the week...
Who did you call?
and knock me the hell out!
Trump or Hilary?
-I'll talk to you later. Bye. -All right.
Mays Gilliam is actually ahead by several points.
He said, "All men are created equal, but black women got the nicest ass!"
They should have known better than to talk on a cell phone in a plane.
No, thanks, but I got to go.
Did Gilliam kill JonBenet Ramsay? Police want to know.
I'll tell you where he's at. He's with his peeps!
beryl that's the last time i'm buying you your kids. oh really?
You have some people to talk to. Tomorrow, work.
Mays Gilliam began this race....
This ain't you. You gonna say this shit? This shit is booty.
For the first time in history, a black man, Mays Gilliam...
Hi, how are you doing? All right. You all right.
You can survive a stroke...
Is it true?
I'll call you.
There seems to be an agreement...
Mr. Gilliam, how would you deal with white-collar crime?
Get me an SUV, a minivan, a bus, a scooter...
Cancer lover!
Darling, are you done yet? No? If not, it's okay. I can wait.
Yo Summer It ain’t nothing but a thing
Yo, Lewis!
Your girlfriend is on hold.
Hi, I'm with the Pork Commission--
I think we found our man.
It's not working. I'm only one point up in the polls.
Now you need a ride from an ignorant nigger.
If you see Mays Gilliam, please do not call the authorities.
I know it's fried rice, but it's not "fried" rice.
You thought you'd leave your kids a will, now you'll leave them a won't!
-That ain't right! -Where is the nub?
And to this day, I don't smoke. Not because I'm scared of cancer.
I need to get on with my life!
We can get rid of the school thing with a statement that will blow things over.
men and women, what America is about.
Tonight, smile, shake hands, and be nice to the wives.
Whatever. Cats got nine lives. She'll be fine.
When it comes to creating so many enemies...
-How about a cripple? -I don't think so, Charlie.
That's why we want you. You care about the little people.
"Thank God for crime."
-Should we call Hammer? -No.
and I promise you this:
Here are your off-the-cuff remarks. Learn them. See you later.