Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But Lewis will smack it back down!
Miss Pearl! Come out!
A damn pen! What in the hell am I supposed to do with a pen?
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That's my man!
And you said "shit." Presidential candidates do not say "shit."
"'We hold these truths to be self-evident:
And your car just got repo'd
It's incredible.
In the latest exit poll, Vice President Lewis has 51 percent of the vote.
You can't do that!
What are you doing talking to the help?
But you guys are the people.
What do you have there?
He's a war hero. He's Sharon Stone's cousin.
I, Ronald Reagan, do solemnly swear....
Let me hear you say, "That ain't right!"
a motorcycle, or a rickshaw.
How about "God bless Haiti" or "God bless Africa"?
Vice President Lewis won the coin toss.
for President...
-It is late, I'm out of here. -You need to take a cab.
After some inventive chiding on the part of Alderman Mays Gilliam...
That's why I don't smoke.
You knew about this all along?
"Crib Malt Liquor, just like Mama used to make"?
-They're getting nervous. -We've got to do something.
They sure don't want me to be the next President.
We can't mingle with the guests. Plus, I don't know you.
The press is in Lewis' back pocket.
It's just a guy I say "What's up?" to. But I don't know him know him.
You couldn't find a congressman...
It ain't right!
We just got endorsements from Raekwon the Chef...
I feel we need to talk to our kids....
Great party. Too bad about the fire.
We can run a background check...
About a man from the 'hood Trying to do the world some good
What do you plan to do about this?
Now, you know you need to stop.
but are you?
Let's get something straight.
Gilliam is over 30 points.
"Crib Malt Liquor, just like Mama used to make"?
I thought you wanted what was best for the party.
Slick, I don't vote. You gonna buy some of this meat, or what?
I thought I told you that we wont stop
It's unprecedented, but if I put in a call to the party chairman...
No, Mays!
You can't challenge his record when Mays doesn't have one.
I'll make phone calls, send out fliers.
I like to get to know people before I get involved.
-What does she do? -She sleeps with you.
I hate America, but I love Brian Lewis.
Say this if you want to, watch that man come sweep your butt off stage.
You've only got a minute!
Yeah, it's over now.
We got tired of getting caught up in sex scandals...
A man with a dream To do the world some good
Alderman Mays Gilliam.
Protestors took their concerns to transit officials...
I've met mosquitoes with more force than you.
It's good to see you, boy!
Are you sure? I could send a car to pick you up.
What do you want?
You know, this ain't about me!
TF you think I'm voting for?
They were just talking about your ward.
If you look over there, it's the Lincoln Memorial.
-Boy, I'm proud of you! Mr. President! -Mr. Vice President.
Since I've been here, you haven't really given me any assignments.
This is Shorty G. I arrested his ass. I thought you got the chair, boy.
This is all your fault!
I'm not talking about Jamaica, the beach tribes you all love.
We should go with something measured, accurate. Let's call him on his record!
Five.
He would take a lot of work.
You're damn right.
America is the richest, most powerful nation on earth.
Mitch! Why you looking around? It's Reggie.... Where my money at?
What now?
America watching protests go on
And I'll be damned if I'm going to let my election be ruined by this asshole!
regarding the shutdown of the 9th Ward bus line.
It gives me great honor...
Congressmen, senators, they work with other politicians.
-I wish we'd get into the White House. -To have a cookout?
and I want to say:
We need somebody we can trust.
I am in Detroit at a Player's Ball with pimps and whores.
Gay people want what every American wants. A good house, a good job!
You got your job same way I got mine.
Stop worrying. This will work out fine. Bye.
Who am I supposed to pick? Nobody wants to run with me.
Come on, hoes!
And if I got your vote for President
If they do that, I can't get to work!