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-Fix it! Get to work. -I'm trying.
I'm glad you asked.
Political analysts say this may be too little, too late.
I'm Mays Gilliam...
I'm tired of spending my time waiting for you to quit acting like a child...
When they ask who you're voting for.... After 4 years of foolishness
My little brother, running for President.
-Hello? -You up?
God bless America, and no place else.
I know Lassiter is out, but I think...
You can raise taxes, start a war....
is because I thought you had potential!
Yeah, sure.
-How do you propose we do that? -Watch this.
There's a couple of people I want you to meet.
No more questions!
Hello?
I'm telling you right now.
North America.
If I quit...
yes beryl spackmanerette? what do you want? i want to do some cuclisitering in carlisle.
work two jobs just to have enough money to be broke?
I'm seeing everybody else!
They need to smooth over the mall situation, that bus thing is heating up.
Tupac could have used a guy like you.
because we've shown we support them.
Me
-What about Sanderson? -That's a joke.
Who dafuq you think I'm voting for??
Taking everybody's pension, and nobody going to jail.
This could work in our favor. Florida is a big Second Amendment state.
Excuse me.
I, Richard Nixon, do solemnly swear....
This is your campaign. You're supposed to be in charge.
That means even if he loses he's the frontrunner in 2008.
YOU BETTER KOME KORRECT!
This is Conservative Talk 520. You're listening to Big Dave.
Security.
Then you didn't call everybody.
You can't trust nobody. Everybody's trying to rob you. Nobody!
but it's obvious he's not a party line candidate.
What happened to Gaines?
Because I had the good sense to pick my big brother to be my running mate?
Can we let one guy go in and help this lady get her cat?
Is there trouble inside the Gilliam campaign?
I know him, but I don't drug-lord know him.
and give them all a good old-fashioned American hug.
Are these your bags?
It's not bad.
I don't see how they could do this to us.
Vote for Gaines and James.
he'll be very angry because he wanted to be your best man.
Who are you voting for:
I read that they're going to shut down our bus line.
Let's go.
Hey, man, Dionne is her cat.
Be a real politician!
We're the government. We know everything.
And now is not the time...
if there is anything you would like for me to do, I would be happy to.
Mays Gilliam did not attend this year's annual rally against cancer.
Vice President Lewis...
This is my new headquarters.
He feels good Things are going his way
naber güzelim naber lan yarram
Play the game when you're working for them.
I still have to clean up. I don't know how long that will take me.
Biggest man in town He's the head of state
My credit is horrible! They won't even take my cash!
-I can't stress that enough. -Alderman Gilliam?
The roof is on fire!
It's dead wrong!
Look at him now He's the head of state
where I majored in Theater and Communications.
Oh, God.
That's exactly what we wanted to talk to you about.
Who TF you think I'm voting for?
She better get out, it's going to blow!
The people that started the Underground Railroad were amateurs.
I don't mean to be out of line, sir...
Look at this poster: "Mays." Who are they talking about? Willie?
You can cut into Lewis' numbers. Talk about the kids, not about the guns.
-Hello? -Good morning, Mr. President.
Where's Mitch?